Driver Thoughts

How about we find the gas pedal, which *le gasp!* is beside the brake pedal, clearly the only one you know how to use.. Just a thought.
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Pandemic silver lining— its actually worthwhile to take the highway into work instead of backroads and city streets! #pandemictraffic #lookingonthebrightside

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To the people out there honking at the first person at the newly changed green light— the 2-second rule applies! After that, go nuts haha. But not everyone is going to be creeping forward before that red changes. So calm your eyeballs and stop giving yourself high blood pressure.

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If someone in front of you slows down drastically and signals to change lanes, don’t be the dingus that tries to go around via the lane that person wants to be in!!! Let them move over and they’ll be out of your way... ya dingus.

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If only there were a way for drivers to communicate their intentions through some sort of visual display...🤔 #USEYOURSIGNALS

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Best time of the day: my bus out of service, deadheading on the freeway back to the yard at the end of my shift, got the angriest music blaring, raging out as I floor it. Best part? I’m like the 2nd slowest vehicle cuz the governor on my bus cuts out at like 105km/h 😂 #busdriver

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Whose bright idea was it to put man hole covers on the side of the lane? Like thanks, how did you know I wanted to puncture my tires today?!

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"Drive safe honey!" Like no Mom, I'm gonna swerve into oncoming traffic and drive 50 over the limit and aim for pedestrians. #sassychild

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A parked car with the 4-ways on means, "Go around me, I'm stopped".. so why would it be any different for a bus? #BusDriverProblems #transit

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Clearly everyone and their grandma is out driving this weekend... Need to remind myself to channel my inner HAPPY bunny. #HappyEaster

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Me doing 10 kph over, driver flies by me: "okay easy there Mario Andretti!"

Me behind slow driver: *channels inner Mario Andretti to pass*

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Just saying...

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@DrivingTweets I have come up with some of the best insults because of my #RoadSarcasm hahaha

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There's this amazing thing called a turning signal.. did you know you can use it to signal your intent to turn/change lanes? Good. USE IT!😤

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Let's not wait for the grass to grow, people.