Damon Rivera

[idiots @idiotsdoingshit]

Dear ratchets the word is ASK not AKS. you're welcome.

[I Keep It Real @lKeepItReaI]

When you make a joke and someone you hate laughs ......"No bitch... you aren't allowed to laugh at all!"

[K. ♡✝ @karissa_ortiz]

Big ass bowl of captain crunch>>>>>
#Bomb

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

Yes, I can take a joke. That just wasn't funny.

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

If you ever get caught sleeping in school, just put your head up and say: "In Jesus name, Amen."

[Hopsin @hopsin]

check out the BET cypher i was in with mac miller, schoolboy Q, mystikal and jaybird! http://t.co/CbDJlLYR

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

"Freshman are annoying" - People that were Freshman last year.

[OMGFactsSex @OMGFactsSex]

Admit it, at some point in your life, you stuck a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant.

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

Step 1: Buy combination lock. Step 2: Find someone with gauges. Step 3: Run up to them, click lock around their ear. Step 4: Run like hell!

[Dizzy Wright @DizzyWright]

Somebody retweet this for me #independentliving http://t.co/0tTMSfsw

[Anti Joke Tyrone @AntiJokeTyrone]

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto.

[idiots @idiotsdoingshit]

Bitch, don't text me while I'm texting you, now I have to change my text.

[idiots @idiotsdoingshit]

My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy ... So now I sit down to pee.

[Damon Rivera @Drivera_2350]

@c_los42 I know..

[Damon Rivera @Drivera_2350]

@c_los42 sorry its just been football, football, & school haha but ill start keeping in touch (: