ScottDrivesPDX

Follow my service animal Brewster the Rooster, and I as we entertain and transport visitors and locals throughout the Portland area! Opinions are my own.

[ScottDrivesPDX @DrivesPdx]

Just dropped off $70 worth of #tacobell at an apartment in SE Portland. Somebody #weedgame strong this morning! #doordash #pdx

[ScottDrivesPDX @DrivesPdx]

Had a couple assistants helping me with deliveries yesterday morning! #pdx #roadie #roadiedelivery #halloweenpdx #homedepot

[ScottDrivesPDX @DrivesPdx]

I've reached an amazing f****** milestone in my life today. I sent my first snap to somebody! #popmysnapcherry #Snapchat

[ScottDrivesPDX @DrivesPdx]

@Grubhub ripped me off. 2nd time used #grubhubsucks. Never again. Order at 103am. Told will arrive 125 to 135am. You cancel order at 2am because restaurant closed. No food. Refund will take 3-5 days to get back and I'm broke. Kids hungry, cant buy food because you have my $.

[ScottDrivesPDX @DrivesPdx]

#Washington has no qualms about taxing anything, including the water you drink! #watertax #taxonwater @ Fred Meyer https://t.co/R5TJoiIsqI

[ScottDrivesPDX @DrivesPdx]

#sprint #TMobile are assholes. My unemployment delayed by a day due to holiday but they try to shake me down for $23 now to make payment arrangement. Didn't have it. Customer since 2009. Won't be after this. That's not how to treat loyal customers. #CorporateGreed #tmobilesucks

[ScottDrivesPDX @DrivesPdx]

#Venmo are thieves. Rented a hotel a week ago. Checked out Sat 8/22 and hotel gave me receipt with updated bill returning $50 deposit. #Venmothieves haven't released it 6 days later. I struggle to survive but maybe #Venmorobbers need the $50 more. #Venmostolemymoney #venmosucks

[ScottDrivesPDX @DrivesPdx]

Found my fill-in for my days off! #uber #pdx #uberpdx #portland #keepportlandweird #uberdrivingdog

[ScottDrivesPDX @DrivesPdx]

#poopinpals #jacksonsfoodstores #uberdriver #uberlife #lyftdriver #lyftlife #pdx #portland #keepportlandweird

[ScottDrivesPDX @DrivesPdx]

#Horchata #HorchatafromLakeTiticaca #uberdriver #uberthirst #uber #lyftdriver #lyftlife #lyft #uberpdx #pdx #portland #lyftpdx #clackamas #7eleven

[ScottDrivesPDX @DrivesPdx]

Don't leave your Domino's account accessible to your "friends". #dominos #uberdriver #uberdriverwithnolife #letmynutsgo #pdx #lyftdriver #uber #uberfun #lyftlife #dominospizza #portland #avoidthenoid #vancouverwa

[ScottDrivesPDX @DrivesPdx]

#420Pdx #420portland #420 #pdxfun #pdx #portland

[ScottDrivesPDX @DrivesPdx]

#SocialDistance101 - When attempting to maintain a #6foot distance at the store and someone keeps getting all up in my bubble, tense up those cheeks and launch a loud choppy fart. Ain't no one getting w/in 12 feet of that exhaust! #SocialDistancing #wincopdx #pdx #portland #winco

[ScottDrivesPDX @DrivesPdx]

Just took a dude to 3 different stores as he was dedicated to buying his favorite mouthwash. Got $12 for the trip. Wonder what his total bill was for 3 bottles of Crest something-or-other. Dude gonna have fresh breath for awhile. #pdx #uber #vancouverwa #uberdriver #portland

[ScottDrivesPDX @DrivesPdx]

#KeepPortlandWeird

[ScottDrivesPDX @DrivesPdx]

#trending today at your #WoodVillageOR #Walmart #CORONAPALOOZA #coronavirus

[ScottDrivesPDX @DrivesPdx]

#Honesty I have no doubt there has been a run on envelopes and postage stamps in #StevensonWA, #HoodRiverOR and other nearby communities. #ColumbiaGorge #ColumbiaRiverGorge #BridgeoftheGods ##SkamaniaCounty

[ScottDrivesPDX @DrivesPdx]

Line for #TP at a #WinCoFoods in #VancouverWa. Supposed to open 7 AM, it's 7:30 a.m. and still not open. Have we really become this f***** up #Hoarding #toiletpaper? We are literally taking it from our neighbors, family members, friends and the vulnerable. #COVID19overreaction

[ScottDrivesPDX @DrivesPdx]

Has our society gone so far down the toilet that we now have to ask a #Walmart employee to unlock undergarments and socks? And the associate escorts you to the register! #pdx #KeepPortlandWeird #uberdriver #portland #lyftlife #uberlife #sockblocked

[ScottDrivesPDX @DrivesPdx]

Been a couple decades since I've seen #thriftyicecream . #pdx #keepportlandweird #uberdriver #pdxuber #lyftlife #calimemories