Driving Miss Demeanor

[Driving Miss Demeanor @DrivingMissD]

Wore out the old 4runner. Bought a meaner one. #clearTheWay

[Driving Miss Demeanor @DrivingMissD]

Passenger: Who GAVE you a four wheel drive and did they understand the risk???”

[Driving Miss Demeanor @DrivingMissD]

Passender: There���s a cone behind you
Miss D: I see it 🙄
[runs over cone]

[Driving Miss Demeanor @DrivingMissD]

“HIT THE /BRAKES/, KELLY”

[Driving Miss Demeanor @DrivingMissD]

Just ran off the road into a ditch. #99ProblemsButADitchAintOne

[Driving Miss Demeanor @DrivingMissD]

[driving 70 down the interstate in middle lane, passing exit we need to take]
Miss D: OH SHIT!
[Squeeling tires, jumps both lanes, cutting off a truck, up on two wheels into a 270º exit ramp]
Passenger: AHGHAHAGHAHGHAHG!!!
MISS D: Not A WORD!

[Driving Miss Demeanor @DrivingMissD]

Miss D: [trying to find a song]
Passenger: ....Jeep. Jeep. Jeep. Jeep. JEep. JeEP. JEEP.
Miss D: [swerves into other lane, slowing at the last second] I see it.

[Driving Miss Demeanor @DrivingMissD]

Miss D: "I wonder if this drives it's self"
[let's go of wheel]
Passenger: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!"
[car starts to swerve into oncoming traffic]
Miss D: I guess it doesn't.