Ladies, if he:
- vapes
- has pipes on his truck
- has a weird tattoo
- wears his jeans half in and half out of his boots
- wears a Columbia hat
That’s not your man. Unless your man is from Calhoun County. Then that is your man.
If the Sweet Potato Sweets Shop ever sees this... PLEASE send me some goodies. I would love to see what the hype is all about! I keep hearing so many great things!
I hope Jose Ureña bites his tongue every time he tries to eat food for the rest of his life. And I hope the Marlins go bankrupt and have to relocate to Texarkana because that’s the only city that will take them. Then their stadium burns down in the middle of the night.