Jake Roberson

Future Cats Tball Coordinator. #MFAM, before Ryan or Crenshaw

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[🦆 🇺🇸 @cookinquack]

USA WORLD CUP MATCH
NBA FINALS
STANLEY CUP
OMAHA
UFC WHITE HOUSE CARD

LETS HAVE A WEEKEND 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸

[Jake Roberson @DrizzzzyJake_11]

@heimbean

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776

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🤘🏼

[Jomboy @Jomboy_]

Stumbled upon magic. Had to share

[Texas Softball @TexasSoftball]

brand new start 🤘

#HookEm

[Jake Roberson @DrizzzzyJake_11]

@CJVogel_OTF The big house was absolutely rocking and deafening until like half way through the second

[Jake Roberson @DrizzzzyJake_11]

@VinnysCorner1 Put Barry up there

[Jake Roberson @DrizzzzyJake_11]

@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump yo my birthday is 07/04/1992 everyone celebrates my bday every year! Let me come celebrate it at the fights! Be a great bday gift!

[Jake Roberson @DrizzzzyJake_11]

@DezBryant Ayoooo @ChrisGilbert_1 @ciege81 @CoachSark @BrandonHarris

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

JP Morgan brokers discussing performance reviews:

[Cruse Coleman @CruseColeman]

Sophomore Season Cb Highlights!!! I play both sides of the ball! I had a great year playing boundary corner ending up with 55 Solo TKS, 2 INTs, 2 FF, and 6 PD. Can’t wait to play Safety next season! https://t.co/vV4SPgLC9q

[Jake Roberson @DrizzzzyJake_11]

@jamdahaaus @_delconte Need to sale some for time to recover let me know! I’d prolly be willing to buy them!

[Jake Roberson @DrizzzzyJake_11]

@boltsfood I thought this was AI Erik Spoelstra

[Mr. Butthole @TickleMyTendies]

@ExxAlerts These fucking pussies risked this dog's life because they couldn't subdue a man with a fucking stick. Fire them all.

[Jake Roberson @DrizzzzyJake_11]

@jontweetssports NCAA would hang him for that