Droll Duck

Storytellers on a mission to incite a giggle pandemic through personalized stories for kids everywhere, young and old.

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Why do ducks have feathers on their back sides? To cover their butt quack! #dadjoke #duck

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Are you that special someone thats gonna waddle into my life? Well waddle you waiting for?

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The other day I was taking a dip in the hot springs. Next thing I knew people were throwing in ginger, plums, salted veggies, and calling me Tim. Weird. #itiktim

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Itik gembo-gembo
Aye kedek-kedek
Bilo tembok
Jalan seiringe
Muka come lote
Peel biar molek
https://t.co/GAJKsxxbuZ #duck #song #beyourself #malaysia #classic #nostalgia

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How does a duck get high?
Fly. Duh....

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There's a few things that really bother me. One of them is... Why is it I can never see my feet?

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Happy Halloween! Got my mask on and ready to go spookin'! #Halloween #scary #dogfacemask #party #boo #mask

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Fresh off the press: A personalised book for Baylee 🤩
Enjoy the booger story, little one!

#personalisedstorybooks #funnystories #theunderappreciatedbooger #customisedmade #birthdaygifts #drollduck

Make your own at https://t.co/EXMvzsTgDe

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Why is it that every animated duck has a nasally voice or lisp?

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Hi guys and girls. I'm the droll duck. Do you like my scarf? #Duck #scarf #Hashtag

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Is there a way to petition a name change of twitter to "quacker"? In reality most posts don't sound like cute tweet tweets, but sound more like quack Quack QUACK QUACK! #quack #lol #Duck #truthhurts

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I've always had this problem that whenever an object was hurtling towards me others would yell "duck!" and I'd naturally reply "yes?" Hai... #DuckTales #ohwell #bruisedbill #quack

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Have a quack-tastic Monday! May you dodge all bullets and have a great day.

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Was dancing earlier. Then it hit me. Is the dance "the boogie" named that way because of how a big snot boogie dangles off the tip of my nose? #theboogie #snot #dance #jiggle

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Why'd the ducks cross the road?
Cause they heard chicken was on his way over. #chickenVSduck

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Fact: Ducks have 2-3x better vision than humans. Think ducks judge you? Yes. They judge every pore on that face of yours lol. #eyes #fun #FactsAreFacts #fact #Vision #glasses #myglassesarehip

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Check this book out. I've been quacking up while reading it. So good. Cute drawings, cute story and cute boogers 😘 #custom #children #book in #English or #malay #ChildrensBooks #fun

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If life gets you down, remember, that I need to stick my head underwater and raise my booty to the sun just to eat... #duckproblems #lifecoach

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Fact: Donalds full name is Donald 'Fauntleroy' Duck.

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World famous ducks. #life #lifegoals #fame #celebrity #ducks