The other day I was taking a dip in the hot springs. Next thing I knew people were throwing in ginger, plums, salted veggies, and calling me Tim. Weird. #itiktim
Is there a way to petition a name change of twitter to "quacker"? In reality most posts don't sound like cute tweet tweets, but sound more like quack Quack QUACK QUACK! #quack#lol#Duck#truthhurts
I've always had this problem that whenever an object was hurtling towards me others would yell "duck!" and I'd naturally reply "yes?" Hai... #DuckTales#ohwell#bruisedbill#quack
Was dancing earlier. Then it hit me. Is the dance "the boogie" named that way because of how a big snot boogie dangles off the tip of my nose? #theboogie#snot#dance#jiggle