Doctor Who, Jacob Rees-Mogg and his assistant Steve travel to Clacton in 2046, where the phallic-neck Daleks have seized power.
Their only hope? Return to 2026 and find Count Binface to take on Nigel Farage.
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The beauty of whatโs happening in UK politics isnโt just Farage having his thunder stolen from all directions. The Binface saga is proving what Britain is REALLY about and itโs not the shit sold by the far rightโฆ True Britishness is, at its heart, about MERCILESS pisstaking.
Farage on #BBCBreakfast: โIf Andy Burnham becomes PM we need a General Election, no mandate!โ
Sally Nugent: โDo your MPs who defected from the Tories have a mandate?โ
Watch the chancerโs face as his own logic gets rammed straight back down his throat. Pure gold.
This is the exact line every interviewer should use on him from now on.๐๐๐
RT if Sally Nugent deserves a medal ๐๐๐๐
Nigel Farage - the leader of Reform UK - is under investigation for failing to declare a ยฃ5 million 'gift'.
Please RT this until the BBC gives this story the same level of blanket coverage - as it would for the leader of any other UK political Party.
Busy couple of days for Starmerโs Gov. the media is too busy making up the news to bring you this news. Knife crime down, record completions for new Homes, business investment and overhauling youth justice.
#DoingTheMediasJob#FixingBritain#LabourAchievements
OK forget about what I said yesterday - THIS is the absolute worst picture of Trump ever taken. So for fuckโs sake, out of basic human decency, do not retweet it and accidentally expose more people to it. Fuckface would be devastated.
Those MPs blaming Keir Starmer I want you to know I blame you.
You have failed to keep your constituents informed. I publish lists every week of Labour successes. You need to be sending these out. Hereโs the last two. Inform your constituents
I welcome HMRCโs conclusion, which has cleared me of any wrongdoing.
I have been exonerated by HMRC of the accusation that I deliberately sought to avoid tax.
When purchasing a home of my own with a mortgage, I did not own any other property and had no personal financial interest in the court-instructed trust set up to manage my sonโs financial award. I was advised by experts that I should pay stamp duty at the standard rate.
I set out to pay the correct amount of tax. I took reasonable care and acted in good faith, based on the expert advice I received, and HMRC has accepted this.
I have always sought to act with integrity, and I believe politicians should be held to high standards - that is why I resigned from government and cooperated fully with HMRC.ย
I wanted to ensure that I paid every penny that I owed, and have done so. I am relieved that my family can now move on - and that I can get on with my job.
My colleagues & I have taken a huge gamble to set up @thenerve_news. Weโre trying to build a new independent publication from the ground up. Social media is our only distribution for now.
Sharing this article in your networks would make a huge difference. Thank you! ๐๐๐
A young BBCQT audience member posed a stinging rebuke, asking Jenrick: โHow long will this go on for before people realise that grifters like you and your colleagues are the problem?โ
The MP for Newark seemed rattled by the exchange and immediately resorted to immigration rhetoric in response.
The youngster has received a wave of support on social media, with many praising his approach as a blueprint for how the British media should challenge politicians.