Apryl, but you can call me April

Purveyor of small batch goods. Empress of snark. It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to. #bluein2022

[Apryl, but you can call me April @DroppinFire]

@OhDangitEvie Thoughts and prayers

[Apryl, but you can call me April @DroppinFire]

@FrankFigliuzzi1 Just the hands and feet of Jesus, right Christian? Can I get an Amen?

[Apryl, but you can call me April @DroppinFire]

@JoshMankiewicz Bring back the Southwest Chicken Salad, for the love of god.

[Apryl, but you can call me April @DroppinFire]

@JoshMankiewicz Publix is arguably the best thing about Florida.

[Apryl, but you can call me April @DroppinFire]

@emilykmay I find this to be the solution to at least 90% of my problems.

[Apryl, but you can call me April @DroppinFire]

@cmclymer But…who disagrees with you?

[Apryl, but you can call me April @DroppinFire]

@JoshMankiewicz @moodyblueeyes Josh. Sweetie.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

No no no, Republicans. You gotta carry this speaker for a full term.

[Apryl, but you can call me April @DroppinFire]

@RadioFreeTom This is the single, Middle Aged White Man version of “Look how much we love each other!!” couples posts.

[Apryl, but you can call me April @DroppinFire]

Ugh…no, the other other guy.

[Josh Mankiewicz @JoshMankiewicz]

Chatting with another passenger as we board. Her phone rings; it’s her husband. She says, “Hey, I’m on a flight with the guy from Dateline!”

-pause-

“No…the other guy.”

[Apryl, but you can call me April @DroppinFire]

@JoshMankiewicz Big Think Tank coming in hot.

[Apryl, but you can call me April @DroppinFire]

@kenzianidiot Damn, I missed it. I want to talk about most of that stuff. And I’m gonna want deets on that general discussion.

[Apryl, but you can call me April @DroppinFire]

@Jubilee4Jesus Our ARNP is our family practitioner and has been for over a decade. We LOVE her and have had better outcomes with her over any MD we’ve seen. She’s fabulous.

[Apryl, but you can call me April @DroppinFire]

I mean, ouch? But also, yes.

[Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer]

He’s statistically more likely to give vaginal birth to a horse than be elected POTUS.

[Apryl, but you can call me April @DroppinFire]

@BradVietro The Hottest of Takes.

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@JoshMankiewicz Look at all those beautiful teeth.

[Apryl, but you can call me April @DroppinFire]

@transscribe Gives “die mad about it” a different vibe.

[Apryl, but you can call me April @DroppinFire]

This is what I want to hear more about.

[Apryl, but you can call me April @DroppinFire]

@InternetH0F I don’t like that angle.

[Apryl, but you can call me April @DroppinFire]

@JoshMankiewicz Such a tease.