John Lopez

I deliver groceries to the lazy millennials, old baby boomers, and everyone in between that has kids.

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Yeah Batman V. Superman was cool, but I still want a Blankman and Meteor Man crossover movie @TheDamonWayans @Robert_Townsend make it happen

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I thought this was one thumbnail for a second @JayzTwoCents

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@jenntakahashi Potato gift guide. Red potatoes:mother's day. White potatoes: Prom. Russet potatoes: Platonic friends. Gold potatoes: "Let's take this FWB to the next level". Purple potatoes: Situationship. Fingerling Potatoes: Timothy Chalmet fucking loves fingerling potatoes.

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I haven't watched @RickandMorty for a while, but did we ever get justice for Birdperson?

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@Tim_Walz team There's a good response to JD Vance's attacks on Walz's military service.
https://t.co/8nknRFH9S0

It gives the reality of JD Vance's own service without denigrating it.

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@Pramsey08 @Nika_Howard The Judge:

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I love Sleep Token, but I had this thought pop up

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@miakhalifa American cows have both A1 and A2 casein protein in their milk. European cows more than likely have only A2 casein in their milk. There is a theory that some people aren't really lactose intolerant, just A1 casein sensitive.

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When you're worried about being drafted for WW3, but then you remember you have cancer, so you'd be ineligible.
#justcancerthings

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When we millennials take over the government when we're 80, we'll finally be able to claim dogs as dependents on our taxes.#taxes #dogs

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@codemiko I just hang around a place until an extrovert adopts me

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@JamesGunn movie idea. It's about Jonathan Kent raising Superman. Make it an allegory for raising a disabled child. No superhero stuff. Just pure emotion about a parent's love for his son.

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@Nika_Howard Why is the Deftones' song in Queen of the Damned playing in my head?

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@PicturesFoIder To threaten your kids that you'll to put away the TV if they don't do their homework and you need a way to follow through

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@trevorevarts POV: nothing on Earth

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@Lee_Vertisce @crazyclipsonly when it's the end of the month and they gotta hit their quota

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@Nika_Howard

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@Chanse_McCrary I can't wait to Madame Web all over the theater

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@TheMikeBachmann First Episode:

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So is pronounced Sean Bean, Sean Bean, or Sean Bean? #seanbean