Lily

[Lily @Dropsofstupider]

Admiring how small and iddy biddy my skims bodysuit looks when I am not wearing it lol

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Terminally online gf: did you hear about the howling mutant drama?

Me: (twitter feed is 90% Japanese posts about shiba inus) why they got these little bastards trotting around in hazmat suits lol. Oh my stars 🤭

[Lily @Dropsofstupider]

Before and after Bobby’s feathers were ruffled

[Lily @Dropsofstupider]

My cousins cat and dog are best friends and look like actual siblings lol

[Lily @Dropsofstupider]

Told my sisters Ukrainian boyfriend that he looks like a Slavic squatter and he was deeply offended but he told me if I don’t go to the gym then prediabetes is waiting for me when I’m older. Which seems a lot more rude

[Lily @Dropsofstupider]

@somebobcat8327 ok that’s so cute I love that for you bobcat 🙂‍↔️

[Lily @Dropsofstupider]

No need to kick me while I’m down sexy mechanic on tiktok live. I’m just trying to find my husband…

[Lily @Dropsofstupider]

Someone on Leslie street has a kei truck. Just wondering who this is and what they use it for and if they are willing to be my soulmate

[Lily @Dropsofstupider]

Holy shit right after I tweeted this I was scrolling on TikTok and some guy was live and had a KEI TRUCK in the background and I went into spiritual psychosis and asked him if he was willing to move to Newfoundland and he said “hell no” 😖

[Lily @Dropsofstupider]

@NatureClips01 Beautiful agile and graceful baby sneps. My favourite

[Лаура 🦠 @ecto_fun]

more like serve-al

[5am @fxzkshvt]

evil canadian twitter implies the existence of a good canadian twitter

[Lily @Dropsofstupider]

I texted this picture to my mother saying the sun beams shine down on him from Heaven and she said he belongs on a funeral pamphlet

[Lily @Dropsofstupider]

@oldstocky She’s extremely hot but she’s no Betty let’s not be ridiculous

[Nature is Phenomenal @AnimalGeoLife]

The most gorgeous paws 🐾😍

[Lily @Dropsofstupider]

@irohthecat @chewberts An unmovable beast ❤️

[Lily @Dropsofstupider]

I worked with this person once who I strongly suspect was a witch and she told me alcohol would mute my psychic abilities but I fear I have only ever been at my most spiritually potent while drunk

[Etna @Etnaetoya]

Если долго не убираться, пыль будет собираться в комки и смотреть на вас с осуждением

[Lily @Dropsofstupider]

Blood work lady told me I had BEAUTIFUL red blood lol which is making me wonder what other kinds of blood there are…

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

I think these cats have so much crossover appeal among animal fans because they have a very monkeylike mien to them. Probably the most monkeylike you could be while still undeniably being a cat. A two for one.