Dross Cuntry

A Parody account set up to highlight the constant excuses, lies, and general atrocious customer service exhibited on an hourly basis by XC trains

[Dross Cuntry @DrossCuntry]

Unfortuneatly 1 of our drivers has been unable to find his train this morning in the fog at the depot. All trains are cancelled as a result.

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[Dross Cuntry @DrossCuntry]

All this Fog is causing some cracking delays to our services. Don't forget to claim on our #delaynorepay scheme if your train is late.

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Cracking result from the driver - our 1409 MCR-BOU service is 22 minutes late arriving at Reading tonight. Extra bonus for that man #Delays

[Dross Cuntry @DrossCuntry]

The Leaves have cleared, there's no ice, but the unseasonably warm temperatures for December are causing the rails to buckle. #delaynorepay

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Great effort by one of our @CrossCountryUK Train Managers yesterday. Someone had bought a ticket for the wrong day, so he kicked him off....

[Dross Cuntry @DrossCuntry]

...... the train and made him wait 24 hours for the right train. He let someone off who didn't have a ticket at all though. #quality

[Dross Cuntry @DrossCuntry]

We're pleased to announce that the on-board Wi-Fi is currently operating on an amazing 9.25% of our trains. That will reduce through the day

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Due to a Trainspotter taking a picture of the train using a flash, and blinding the driver, our 0509 SOU-MAN service is running 24 mins late

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We'll be able to offer some incredible excuses when we're in charge of the track as well as the trains !! #delaynorepay #excuses

[Dross Cuntry @DrossCuntry]

Great news as Chris Grayling (Transport Secretary) announces that we will be in control of the track as well as the trains soon ! #excuses