Things Drosts Say

This is an account dedicated to the funny/strange things Drosts say. What does the Drost say?

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“What’s the difference between pain and suffering?”
“One is a girlfriend. One is a wife.”

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Who would win in a fight?

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Drost 1: "Lebron James is on roids."
Drost 2: "No he's not!"
Drost 3: "Oh yeah, he's got hemorrhoids."

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"I don't think there's anything more Christian then liking whoopie pies"

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"That guy is beautiful, I'd date him!"
"He's no Erik griffin."

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"Have they ever tried breeding dogs big enough to ride on?"

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"I got sheets and washed it. It turned purple. I washed it 3 times. It turned blue. 14 times later it turned pink. Wait that was a dream."

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"Guys, it was the leprechauns that built the pyramids, not the aliens."

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At the church Christmas play: "This is a play that turned into church..." #FeltDuped

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"Ella got a wedgie? Stop, drop, and roll!!"

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"I'm kind of a big deal. I talk to people who make a lot of money."

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"Cows can't swim when they're being gobbled down by orcas."

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"A sixth month old is basically a knapsack."

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"There are lots of points you can die in a day."
"Yeah, like 3pm... Or 4pm... Or 7pm..."

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"Forbidden fruit tastes so much sweeter." - After butting in line at a church potluck

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"I don't even read these college brochures I just look at the pictures and see if there's cute girls"

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If I could I would vote for Harper. His plan is better than Trudeau's. It's not even about the hair! I don't even like his hair -Young Drost

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"#BabeSalad"

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"It's like looking at the sun, but dimmer." -- said while looking at the moon #LunarEclipse

[Philip Drost @phildrost]

Share your back to school photos with @CBCNB by using #backtoschooolnb! Here's a Drost throwback