@twit_traveling@stayingblonde@SouthwestAir First, sadly, no school buses here. Second, we have an encampment of homeless people harassing kids, so no… but keep the condescending comments coming, doofy. Climb out of the airline bungholes once in a while… all you do is troll airline tweets. Do they pay you?
Life on this planet is questionable. (Cue the movie montage of civil unrest, climate change, hate…) If this were a movie, this is when we would be building some sort of a spaceship ark to get us the out of here.
Will the government be handing out the red robes or will women have to pay for them out of pocket? Could we tax firearms to cover the costs of the red robes?
Looking for a rainy day activity? Try pointillism! You don’t need many materials and clean up is a breeze. https://t.co/bhzp8R3W3l #pointillism#kidscrafts
Why I am seeing so much of [insert last “president”] in my Twitter feed? Did you all learn nothing? Do not feed the clown! …even when he looks like an ass… I know it’s hard, but be strong.
Happy Mother’s Day to this amazing lady who looks less like a mother than she does a model being photographed with cute kids for a travel advertisement. @ Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa https://t.co/Jfqcuq0VXK
@PMbeers @mysticalsusan @tropical_toxic@sva “Most” seems like an unknowable thing, but clearly a good number are viewing. Now do your profile pic. For “an artist and social media manager” I’d expect a more thoughtful image with better framing and lighting. Most people will keep scrolling.