kelly mcelrea

[kelly mcelrea @DrowningStar]

It's ok honey he is just going to suck his soul out!!!

[kelly mcelrea @DrowningStar]

There is a difference between kisses and protruding your lips to unnatural ways!

[kelly mcelrea @DrowningStar]

Dreams are my savior, save me now!!!!

[kelly mcelrea @DrowningStar]

YOU MAKE ME HAVE ANEURISMS!!!!!#dad

[kelly mcelrea @DrowningStar]

Alcohol is never the answer, it just makes you forget the question!

[kelly mcelrea @DrowningStar]

Can you give me two seconds to relax before you voice fuck my ear holes.

[kelly mcelrea @DrowningStar]

Man do i love getting called into work at the last minute :-<

[kelly mcelrea @DrowningStar]

School is like a boner. its long and hard.....unless your asian!

[kelly mcelrea @DrowningStar]

Laughter is the best medicine and your face is curing the world

[kelly mcelrea @DrowningStar]

If abortion is considered murder then is a blowjob considered mass canibalism?

[kelly mcelrea @DrowningStar]

Nah its totally cool i love for you to abrutly stop in the middle of the fuckin hallway when i walk behind you as long as your happy

[kelly mcelrea @DrowningStar]

If it does open can i tikel you brain and see what happens....youll be like boosh boosh

[kelly mcelrea @DrowningStar]

so at weddings my grandparents started poking me and saying "your next" so i stared doing the same thing to them....at funerals!!! :)

[kelly mcelrea @DrowningStar]

So its seems that i like to laugh like micheal jackson when i laugh really

[kelly mcelrea @DrowningStar]

You have to cry before you sing!

[kelly mcelrea @DrowningStar]

I feel like if your in a bath and body works store u could fart and it would smell like flowers

[kelly mcelrea @DrowningStar]

WATS HAPPENING!!!!
Dad its just the vaccum?

[kelly mcelrea @DrowningStar]

Love sitting in silence coloring and writing and just thinking?

[kelly mcelrea @DrowningStar]

I find it funny how u try and redeem yourself after making a bad joke and make yourself sound even stupider

[kelly mcelrea @DrowningStar]

I had to expect that the fighting wouldnt stop!