Sweet as Poison

i exist, whether that's good or bad depends on the day...

[Sweet as Poison @Drowning_Angels]

@SquidGaming Money is never wasted on you.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

[Sweet as Poison @Drowning_Angels]

How twitter?

[snopes.com @snopes]

One speaker was anti-abortion activist Abby Johnson, who has advocated for something called "household voting" in which each household is given a single vote, and said that, if differences arise, women should defer to their husbands. https://t.co/P37wbCKi7a

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

"The President didn't tell people to DRINK bleach. He suggested injecting it into their veins or lungs. With the help of a DOCTOR." -- folds arms, satisfied smile, another libtard owned

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Feel free to tell me to stick to comedy but first watch this. Thanks.

[Sweet as Poison @Drowning_Angels]

@bouphe Blobby wants to be just like Bouphe.

[Sweet as Poison @Drowning_Angels]

@VidiotsOfficial What video game scared you most?

[The Spooky Dinosaur @Spooky_Dinosaur]

Watch me fight another artist this Saturday with our art!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Congrats to @SpeakerPelosi for inventing the “fuck you” clap. #sotu

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

We wish you a Mueller Christmas, We wish you a Mueller Christmas, We wish you a Mueller Christmas,
And indictments, hear hear!
Subpoenas galore
For all of Trump's men
We wish you a Mueller Christmas,
And indictments, hear hear!

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Today marks 100 days since this Administration missed the court-ordered deadline to reunify separated families. There are still children who have not been reunited. Time to speak out against this cruel injustice at the ballot box.
https://t.co/LEETFsAi5P

[Sweet as Poison @Drowning_Angels]

@yogscast @hat_films Does it come in black?

[Sweet as Poison @Drowning_Angels]

@djh3max

[Sweet as Poison @Drowning_Angels]

@VidiotsOfficial Overcooked 2! Maybe Friday the 13th at some point?

[Julie Alderman Boudreau @juliealdermanb]

Chuck Grassley is up in 2022
Lindsey Graham is up in 2020
John Cornyn is up in 2020
Mike Lee is up in 2022
Ted Cruz is up this year
Ben Sasse is up in 2020
Mike Crapo is up in 2022
Thom Tillis is up in 2020
John Kennedy is up in 2022

We won't forget. #BelieveWomen

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

It’s not that he’s blacked out. It’s not that he drank too much in his frat-boy years. It’s that he’s repeatedly lied under oath while applying for the highest judicial office in the world. If Supreme Court justices lie under oath, our judicial system is meaningless.

[Eric Ortner @eortner]

I am embarrassed to say as a 9/11 first responder that I’ve never returned to ground zero. I doubt I ever will be able to bring myself back there. I was an AEMT in NY. I slept through the 1st phone call to come help at a “plane crash”. The first tower fell on Zack Zeng my trainee

[Sweet as Poison @Drowning_Angels]

@djh3max Happy day of the birthing!

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I can’t believe this still needs to be said in 2018, but every woman deserves access to safe, affordable, and comprehensive reproductive health care — and that includes abortion.