𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐝.

⚠︎ 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗡𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗹𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸. ▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐝. @DrugMySystem]

✎ Chad Kroeger——!!

☠︎︎ ︎ Canadian legend.
Sex enthusiast. Nickelback.
Chronic yapper. Cocky asshole.
18+ only—!! NSFW content.

**NOT affiliated with Chad Kroeger. ☠︎︎

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐝. @DrugMySystem]

I just saw a tiktok of kids picking up random ass animals with zero fear. Half of them were toddlers carrying raccoons they just stumbled upon. Most of the parents in the video were pissed.

My wife, however, would probably jump for joy and we’d suddenly have a pet raccoon.

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐝. @DrugMySystem]

Elon, when I catch you.

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐝. @DrugMySystem]

The way this app functions every day is crazy. Like I just wanted to clear the 28373 random bot dms and somehow ended up IN the dms, liking some random ass messages with a link.

Apologies to all the random bots and people for liking your dm because you can swipe to like now.🫩

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐝. @DrugMySystem]

Alice has been in bed singing renditions of my own song. Mostly about the dogs.

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐝. @DrugMySystem]

@VIOLENTINVOGUE

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐝. @DrugMySystem]

I mean. Her music taste was basically a cheat code to win me over. (She actually didn’t even have to try. Music taste was just a bonus.)

[elton @eltoowavy]

“tits or ass” bro her music taste

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

Therapist: "There is a tiger in you"

The tiger in me:

[goma @soigomaa]

Free my man

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐝. @DrugMySystem]

@VIOLENTINVOGUE

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐝. @DrugMySystem]

Help.

[Akira @Akir_a997]

My typeeee🥺

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐝. @DrugMySystem]

I feel like I need to make a thread on my favorite Hunter Biden tweets. I don’t know what the fuck he’s doing but it’s hilarious.

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐝. @DrugMySystem]

@VIOLENTINVOGUE Just a thought.

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐝. @DrugMySystem]

One of the greatest losses of my life was only being 5/6 years old when Off the Wall released and hit the clubs. I should’ve been in there doing coke in my business attire after my 9-5 office job.

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐝. @DrugMySystem]

Who needs hair gel when you have your own sweat, because summer just started and it’s already 90°+?

I’ve also already had to change my shirt today because I basically looked like I jumped in a pool with my clothes on. (Also just sweat.)

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐝. @DrugMySystem]

Alice: Are you buckled in?

Me: I’m lying down. That’s as buckled in as it gets.

Alice: You got a blankie?

Me: Always.

Alice: That’s the bread equivalent of—

Me: I always keep a loaf in my nightstand.