I just saw a tiktok of kids picking up random ass animals with zero fear. Half of them were toddlers carrying raccoons they just stumbled upon. Most of the parents in the video were pissed.
My wife, however, would probably jump for joy and weโd suddenly have a pet raccoon.
The way this app functions every day is crazy. Like I just wanted to clear the 28373 random bot dms and somehow ended up IN the dms, liking some random ass messages with a link.
Apologies to all the random bots and people for liking your dm because you can swipe to like now.๐ซฉ
One of the greatest losses of my life was only being 5/6 years old when Off the Wall released and hit the clubs. I shouldโve been in there doing coke in my business attire after my 9-5 office job.
Who needs hair gel when you have your own sweat, because summer just started and itโs already 90ยฐ+?
Iโve also already had to change my shirt today because I basically looked like I jumped in a pool with my clothes on. (Also just sweat.)
Alice: Are you buckled in?
Me: Iโm lying down. Thatโs as buckled in as it gets.
Alice: You got a blankie?
Me: Always.
Alice: Thatโs the bread equivalent ofโ
Me: I always keep a loaf in my nightstand.