Robert Town

Norwood. #OhioAgainstTheWorld #BuckTheHaters

[Robert Town @DrummerRtown]

Some of these girls have the audacity to call Trump orange when they've tanned right past orange and straight to beef jerky themselves.

[Goodberry @JoeGoodberry]

There was a whole bunch going on here

[Robert Town @DrummerRtown]

I hope whoever's standing next to Matt Damon when the Lord returns has enough pun awareness to say, "Jason Bourne, that's Jesus Christ."

[Robert Town @DrummerRtown]

@RealBenWilson

[The Bengal Boys @thebengalboys]

Breaking:

Kings Island is building a new roller coaster in 2024.

The ride will be named “Bengals Twitter during Free Agency”.

[Germaine Pratt @GermainePratt7]

Protect the brand 🩸 don’t think 9 will have to wash his jersey this year

[Robert Town @DrummerRtown]

In my endless dance with entropy
I must rescind my sentience, the sickness that I know

[Robert Town @DrummerRtown]

@HumbleBeastRon

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Just had to tell my kids their inheritance is all Mr. Bean NFT’s.

[Robert Town @DrummerRtown]

Yesterday, Musk finally sealing the Twitter deal was expected and welcomed news...

But today, finding out that Amanda Bynes has released some of the absolute worst rap "music" of all time... Well that was unexpected.

[Robert Town @DrummerRtown]

@ShotByRsorry Anybody else's brain start reading the first line like it was "Last Resort"???

No? Just me? Okay.

[Sean Hannity 🇺🇸 @seanhannity]

Joe Biden: ‘I’m Going to Beat Joe Biden’

[BossLogic @Bosslogic]

I had the opportunity to work on one of my favorite video game franchises this year and I’m excited to finally share this with you! The official debut trailer for the new @assassinscreed will drop worldwide tomorrow, don’t miss it! @Ubisoft #AssassinsCreed

Thank you for watching

[Robert Town @DrummerRtown]

@22_JCOLE @jakebling @krispy_kareem1 @EdwardsZTE @ZachMann23 @Nick_Mann96

[Robert Town @DrummerRtown]

@Armani_Lee Dude I'm so weak 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Robert Town @DrummerRtown]

I made a thing

[Chase @chaselyons]

dudes with 1.5 GPAs love saying shit like “I’m not book smart I’m street smart” yeah okay buddy

[Brandon Saho @BrandonSaho]

Kenyon Martin can’t move his leg.
Ken Griffey Jr. hurt his hamstring.
Carson Palmer is not getting up.
The Giants force a Game 5.
Jeremy Hill just fumbled the ball.
Cincinnati takes a 22-point lead.

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

I found a video of a duck falling asleep and I’m convinced it’s the cutest video ever

[Robert Town @DrummerRtown]

I mean, we all know Solomon was the wisest in the Bible..... But the clear extra effort Zacharias took to avoid calling his wife old..... He's gotta be a very close second for that title.