DrumsOnSam

[Emmitt James @lostboy_emmitt]

New single “Minute Made” ft. @nilexnilex prod by the homies @jayvidd @Drumsonsam drops tonight‼️

artwork by @rather_unique91

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90% of my conversations on hinge

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The best video in the history of the internet

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That is an amazing pass

[In The Lab @InTheLabBrand]

Kerr may be the goat at drawing plays up I’ve never seen

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ROY to MVP….….for-two!

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I’ve started announcing jokes at urinals starring straight ahead.

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Twitter has become that early 2000’s sitcom where the jokes are repetitive but okay, and the comfort of the laughing track reminds you there’s a few people paying $8.

Should be cancelled after two seasons, but will run for a strong eight.

[DrumsOnSam @Drumsonsam]

Why do a ghost pepper challenge when you can just use off-brand mouthwash? Same thing but half the price.

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Twitter threads are starting to stress me out. Here’s why:

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🤯

[Sophie Kleeman @sophiekleeman]

learned today that randy johnson is now a professional photographer (??) and shoots nfl games (???)

[DrumsOnSam @Drumsonsam]

I keep getting texts asking for $3. I then have to decide between a political campaign or a gallon of milk 😔

[DrumsOnSam @Drumsonsam]

It was then I realized I had overlooked a crucial moment. I was so focused on being able to enjoy the game I hadn’t considered the fact that I may appear on the Jumbotron, potentially derailing my enjoyment altogether.

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

nathan fielder at tonight’s mets game 💀

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“I’m blue. If I were green I would die” just made so much sense 😔

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@jamiebreiwick Love this one!

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Tried marshmallow fluff for the first time and the idea of spreadable sugar is no longer just an idea for me. It’s a reality.

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@jamiebreiwick @Evanryt 😂😂😂

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@therealcameone Inspiring stuff bro

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Even Bernie is asking me for $3? Inflation is wild

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Gonna be a fun evening

[Jamie Breiwick @jamiebreiwick]

Looking forward to performing this Friday night for the culmination of Sam Kacala’s residency at Arts @ Large. This Fri 9/23, 7-9pm

[DrumsOnSam @Drumsonsam]

Some tweets should be read aloud by Roger himself.

[NFL @NFL]

Por La Cultura.

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Come through!

[Emmitt James @lostboy_emmitt]

Milwaukee: Tonight I’ll be closing @thirdspacebrews concert series w/ @Drumsonsam on 🥁

You can pull up at 4pm & get yourself a drink & browse the merch. 🎶 starts at 6pm. See you there ✨