Abraham Drink'n

16th President of the U.S.A, Vampire Slayer, Pimp'n Hoes Daily. *Parody

[Abraham Drink'n @DrunkAbraham]

YO @kanyewest IF YOU PUT YOURSELF IN MY SHOES YOU COULDNT HANDLE THE PUSSY I GET. #ALLDISRESPECTTOKANYE

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At a party with a bunch of KKK members...Ulysses S. Grant and I are going to take all their PBR and run while yelling, SUCK OUR UNION DICKS!

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I've hit the beer bong so many times tonight I can't tell how many stars are on the flag. Im gonna guess 69. #YEAHIMDRUNK

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When you're not sure if the slaves you're helping free are going to be good at sports in 200 years. #thestruggle

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When I shit, I wipe my ass with the Confederate flag.

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Sending dick pics to all my ex girlfriends, I hope the horse messenger gets there soon.

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Just upgraded my carrier pigeon to iOS7. This is dope as Fuck.

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If MTV were to come to my crib, I'd tour them around my log cabin, and then show them my ice chest full of Cristal. I TURN-UP 24/7.

[Abraham Drink'n @DrunkAbraham]

Woke up this morning, covered in honey, a donkey licking my face, and in bed with the Mother of John Wilkes Booth.

Payback's a bitch.

[Abraham Drink'n @DrunkAbraham]

#WhyDoBlackPeople think I care about them? #IDont

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Mary Todd sure is look'n sexy. I shall #smang it for 4 score and 7 years, or until I nut which ever cums first.

[Abraham Drink'n @DrunkAbraham]

I'm glad the penny is the same color as my whiskey. #YeahImDrunk