Drunk Baby

i'm a baby, i like to drink a little. you got a problem with that?

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You ever wake up so hungover even your own rattle is too loud?

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Please retweet if you pooped today...

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I was so traumatized after I was born I didn't speak for over a year

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What's up beeches?

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How many followers do you get everyday? I got 2 in the last week. Growing daily with https://t.co/VTeVmMwzTI

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3 tweeps followed (thank you!) and 6 unfollowed (goodbye!) me in the past week. Thank you https://t.co/VTeVmMwzTI.

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