Drunk Fails

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. #drunkorserious

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Charlie Chaplin #drunkorserious

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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

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Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk #drunkorserious

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes. #drunkorserious

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I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. #drunkorserious

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Was a friend who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to say thank you. #drunkorserious

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Deities are invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. #drunkorserious

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. #drunkorserious

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A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

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A man's true character comes out when he's drunk - Charlie Chaplin

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A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on - Joe E. Lewis

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An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men - Charles Darwin

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I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. #drunkorserious

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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss. #drunkorserious

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