Drunk Girlfriend

All the wild things you don't want him knowing while you're out, the things you're thinking but too afraid to say, and the reasons why we love our boyfriends.

[Drunk Girlfriend @DrunkGF]

#ImEasilyAnnoyedWhen my boyfriend is with his friends and not me! #DrunkGF

[Fact @WTFLifeFacts]

66% of runners think about sex while running; only 8% think about running during sex.

[Drunk Girlfriend @DrunkGF]

my boyfriend takes such good care of me, i loveeee him :) #DrunkGF

[Drunk Girlfriend @DrunkGF]

who needs a boyfriend when you have vodka? oh right, me. for when i can't walk straight and am hungover the next morning. #DrunkGF

[Drunk Girlfriend @DrunkGF]

why isn't he texting me??? #DrunkGF

[Drunk Girlfriend @DrunkGF]

WHO BOUGHT THE BOTTLE? ME. THAT'S RIGHT. I GET TO DRINK AS MUCH AS I FUCKING WANT #DrunkGF

[Drunk Girlfriend @DrunkGF]

my boyfriend can't keeps his hands off me when he's drunk. please stop babe, everyone's still awake #DrunkGF

[Drunk Girlfriend @DrunkGF]

cannot wait to be completely plastered tomorrow and not having to worry about anything #DrunkGF

[Drunk Girlfriend @DrunkGF]

when he leaves me speechless #butinagoodway #Lovehim #DrunkGF

[Drunk Girlfriend @DrunkGF]

i love being asked for a night in, but when this turns into me having to go out and pick up the weed? NO thanks #DrunkGF

[Drunk Girlfriend @DrunkGF]

if he can't look me in the eye or even answer me, does that mean he's guilty? #cheating #DrunkGF

[Drunk Girlfriend @DrunkGF]

sometimes i like hanging with your mom more than you. deal with it. #DrunkGF

[APPA @AsianAppa]

#ThreeWords: GETTING DRUNK TONIGHT.

[Drunk Girlfriend @DrunkGF]

you don't want to drink anymore? FINE, we'll see how fun you are sober saturday while i'm wasted #drinksondrinks #DrunkGF

[Drunk Girlfriend @DrunkGF]

#ThreeWords i am drunk

[Drunk Girlfriend @DrunkGF]

i can't do this anymore, but i don't know how or if i should end it #DrunkGF

[Drunk Girlfriend @DrunkGF]

it even happens in front of my boyfriend, i always feel so bad. but at least he knows he's got a hot girlfriend #DrunkGF

[Drunk Girlfriend @DrunkGF]

ever had a drunk guy hitting on you, and you're just awkwardly sitting there thinking of the nicest way to say no? #happensallthetime

[Drunk Girlfriend @DrunkGF]

Why does he always have to monitor my drinking?! I can take cafre of myself :) #DrunkGF