Hal Jordan (Parody)

POP LOCK AND DROP IT BITCH. I MAKE SHIT OUTTA GREEN. DON'T TALK BACK. PARODY ACCOUNT. NO AFFILIATION WITH DC.

[Hal Jordan (Parody) @DrunkHalJordan]

PISS DAMN SHIT FUCK. I DROPPED MY DAMN PHONE. DON'T TEXT AND FLY ACROSS SPACE MOTHERFUCKERS. #drunkhal #greenlantern

[Hal Jordan (Parody) @DrunkHalJordan]

HEY SINESTRO I'M COMIN OVER TOMORROW. NO REALLY. I LEFT MY STASH IN YOUR KITCHEN. I'M NOT TELLIN YOU WHERE. YOU'LL SMOKE MY SHIT YOU DICK.

[Hal Jordan (Parody) @DrunkHalJordan]

#ThinnestSportsBooks WHAT A GAY ASS TT. MAYBE IF A CONDOM WERE CALLED "SPORTS BOOKS". FUCK THIS SHIT. I'M OUT. #drunkhal #greenlantern

[Hal Jordan (Parody) @DrunkHalJordan]

#VoicesILove SINESTRO HAS A SEXY ASS VOICE IRL. #greenlantern #drunkhal

[Hal Jordan (Parody) @DrunkHalJordan]

I MAKE SHIT OUTTA GREEN. #superpowers #greenlantern #drunkhal

[Hal Jordan (Parody) @DrunkHalJordan]

@_HalJordan BRO! YOU'RE...ME...AND SHIT... WE SHOULD MAKE SHOPPING CARTS OUTTA GREEN RACE DOWN A HILL OR SOME SHIT. #drunkhal #greenlantern

[Hal Jordan (Parody) @DrunkHalJordan]

"IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T GOTTEN THE BULLETIN, THE FAIR SEX BELONGS IN THE KITCHEN." MY FINEST MOMENT. #drunkhal #greenlantern

[Hal Jordan (Parody) @DrunkHalJordan]

#AFanIsSomeoneWho Won't let you get up shit creek without a paddle ...OOPS...I can make a paddle BITCHES. #powerringshit