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Harvey Weinstein statement release from Jail.

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@MccalloughNalon If stop and frisk were an effective method, would you secure the way it's handled out so there is no police brutality?

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@MccalloughNalon Do you support the LGBTQ community as a whole and accept Climate change, so help me God? Say yes. And we will accept you with open arms. On behalf of the Bloomberg Campaign. -Jason

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All these so called experts on Twitter. Bite me

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Ok, getting some sleep. Ryan Goins interview in the morning...

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I'm very compulsive, if you haven't noticed.

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Why hasn't there been a team named the Apples? Or anything about fruit. I asked one of the top baseball guys, and he said because New York is called the Big Apple... and I said ok, that doesn't answer my question. Why no fruit teams? He said, Jason. It's because your drunk.

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The thing Bill Walton and I have in common is we both love the Grateful Dead

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I do not look at players butts.