DrunkLion

Often Drunk, Always A LION.
Detroit Curling Club Member since '14.
Won't give you my shirt off my back, Will give you a beer from my cooler.

[DrunkLion @DrunkLion]

Is this a joke? Wow JV.

[Cody Stavenhagen @CodyStavenhagen]

Justin Verlander was scratched from his return to Comerica Park once again.

Now expected to miss weeks, his latest injury creates harder thoughts.

“I’ve always said I want to play until the wheels fall off. And I don’t know, maybe they are falling off.”

https://t.co/Tuehjyyfxw

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I’ve never seen anything more accurate

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Peak YouTube days😂

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

Strictly business.

[DrunkLion @DrunkLion]

This one's for you @DrewLaneShow. Go @tigers

[Pitchergami @pitchergami]

🚨 PITCHERGAMI 🚨

Christian Scott just threw a line that has NEVER happened in MLB history:

1.1 IP | 0 H | 1 ER | 5 BB | 1 K

MIN @ NYM
That's the 71st Pitchergami of 2026 and 1 of 83,295+ unique lines on record.

[Pitchergami @pitchergami]

Today has been an absolutely historic day for Pitchergamis. SEVEN IN ONE DAY?! Here are some of the highlights:

[Pitchergami @pitchergami]

🚨 PITCHERGAMI 🚨

Reynaldo López just threw a line that has NEVER happened in MLB history:

4.2 IP | 3 H | 0 ER | 2 BB | 7 K

ATL @ LAA
That's the 40th Pitchergami of 2026 and 1 of 83,264+ unique lines on record.

[Pitchergami @pitchergami]

🚨 PITCHERGAMI 🚨

Cristopher Sánchez just threw a line that has NEVER happened in MLB history:

5.0 IP | 11 H | 2 ER | 0 BB | 6 K

PHI @ SF
That's the 41st Pitchergami of 2026 and 1 of 83,265+ unique lines on record.

[Pitchergami @pitchergami]

🚨 PITCHERGAMI 🚨

Taj Bradley just threw a line that has NEVER happened in MLB history:

6.1 IP | 6 H | 1 ER | 0 BB | 10 K

DET @ MIN
That's the 40th Pitchergami of 2026 and 1 of 83,264+ unique lines on record.

[Years Progress @YearsProgress]

2026 is 25% complete.

[DrunkLion @DrunkLion]

Worst ever!

[Jim Dalfino @jimsoxfan]

CB Bucknor has 78 challenges so far and was wrong on all of them.

[IGN Finds @IGNDeals]

I didn't think it was possible.

[DrunkLion @DrunkLion]

@elonmusk @grok @elonmusk seems like crypto should be part of the announcement. Crypto is the future and if this is the future then we should know what crypto is going to be used. @grok

[DrunkLion @DrunkLion]

@elonmusk @grok what crypto will this use?

[Ziggy_Sobotka @Ziggys_Duck]

The Wire ended 18 yrs ago today. It’s been taught in Ivy League schools, law schools & film schools. David Simon was interviewed by a sitting president about its lasting impact. Cited in a State Supreme Court ruling. Often hailed by critics as the best ever. Never won an Emmy.

[Dan Miller @DanMillerFox2]

Big piece. And Tate stays at G.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

BREAKING: #Wendys and former #Raiders QB Geno Smith have agreed to terms on a 4-year, $15 per hour deal, per sources.

[DrunkLion @DrunkLion]

@ProFootballTalk @PatMcAfeeShow