Drunk Louie

LOBO LOUIE: THE DRUNKEST MASCOT OF ALL TIME. #LOBONATION

[Drunk Louie @DrunkLobo]

Anyone want to buy this account? I need booze money. 100% serious.

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[Drunk Louie @DrunkLobo]

I don’t understand girls actually having butt sex to stay a virgin. the poophole is NOT a loophole

[Drunk Louie @DrunkLobo]

Breaking a mirror is 7 years of bad luck. Breaking a condom is 18

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I don't care how much you show me Kate Upton's tits, I'm not going to download Game of War

[Drunk Louie @DrunkLobo]

*sits down at IHOP*

Waitress: What would you li-

Me: You know why I’m here.

[Drunk Louie @DrunkLobo]

Fall Semester Girls: I LOVE MY ROOMIES XOXOXO

Spring Semester Girls: I HAVE THE WORST FUCKING ROOMMATES EVER

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HOW IS THE WEEKEND ALREADY OVER

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IM BOUT TO DRINK UNTIL I CANT SEE THE DRESS ANYMORE

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You know what rhymes with Friday? Vodka.

[Drunk Louie @DrunkLobo]

It's just common courtesy to skip the first class after an exam

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Dear @unm, you have one of the most welcoming campuses in the country! #UNM @DrunkLobo

[Drunk Louie @DrunkLobo]

Class actually went really well. It was quiet, I felt really comfy the whole time, it was warmer than usual... I was in bed the whole time

[Drunk Louie @DrunkLobo]

Tuesday Boozeday

[Drunk Louie @DrunkLobo]

Sorry but my dick is only unlockable with a fingerprint scanner.

[Drunk Louie @DrunkLobo]

My friend with benefits wanted to be Facebook official so I listed her as an activity

[Drunk Louie @DrunkLobo]

*takes first step outside today*

*takes last step outside today*

[Drunk Louie @DrunkLobo]

I WISH I COULD WATCH UNM BASKETBALL WITHOUT BEING INFURIATED

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IN DOG BEERS, I’VE ONLY HAD ONE

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PEMDAS: Please Excuse My Drunk Ass Snapchats

[Drunk Louie @DrunkLobo]

How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruits. Because I think I could do that