I am Abby

Brazen trollop for cheese

[I am Abby @DrunkMabelPines]

@Terilisha you rock, girl. Don't let them haters get you down!

[I am Abby @DrunkMabelPines]

I'm dying to know how the contestants in #TheCircle get groceries. Does the show provide them? Do they order from #InstaCart?

What happens if an ALERT pings while they be cooking eggs?!

[I am Abby @DrunkMabelPines]

Season 2 GOAT

#RevengeBoobs

[I am Abby @DrunkMabelPines]

So far, I'm loving #TheCircle Season 2, but I miss the bromance between Joey and Scooby-Doo.

[I am Abby @DrunkMabelPines]

Seriously, Peter K is so hot it causes me literal physical pain.

#bachelorette

[I am Abby @DrunkMabelPines]

Sometimes, 2020 gets me down. Other times, I remember that Peter K exists.

#BachelorNation

[I am Abby @DrunkMabelPines]

DM: as you sneak further into the tunnel, you noticing it getting it tighter and tighter.

No one:
Literally no one:

Me: Tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans. Which look GREAT on me by the way!
https://t.co/KETsXiOIj9

[I am Abby @DrunkMabelPines]

Omg low-key still salty that y'all called me "not the sharpest tool in the shed" on jackbox game night.

@fantasticidellc

🧂🧂🧂

[I am Abby @DrunkMabelPines]

I feel called out

[Fantasticide @fantasticidellc]

https://t.co/YBcZEh7cyv 🙃

[I am Abby @DrunkMabelPines]

It me

[I am Abby @DrunkMabelPines]

Blake manstruating in S5S7 of #Glee is such a mood.

[I am Abby @DrunkMabelPines]

@angelseph16 @Starbucks I mean acknowledging past mistakes is an important aspect, and we're not really seeing that part of it.

[I am Abby @DrunkMabelPines]

15 minutes into #ArtemisFowlMovie and so far nothing has followed the books at alllllll.

[I am Abby @DrunkMabelPines]

@jk_rowling You are devastatingly incorrect, and I hope you can learn to open your mind to be more accepting of those who are different from you.

It hurts to know that someone who once brought so much joy is now causing so much pain.

Goodbye forever.

[I am Abby @DrunkMabelPines]

@aj_mclean Appreciate you -- thanks for using your platform this way.

Just unfriended someone on Facebook who bragged about sending you a message to complain about your support of #BlackLivesMatter

[I am Abby @DrunkMabelPines]

Am I doing it right?

[I am Abby @DrunkMabelPines]

My favorite part of drawing this piece was drawing the Craggy bone :3

[Fantasticide @fantasticidellc]

Our newest danger doggo for the How to End the World minigame!

Say henlo to Roofus Cragbone :3
#RheaDoodles #DangerDoggo

[I am Abby @DrunkMabelPines]

Omg I forgot that #Glee did an unironic rendition of #RebeccaBlack's #Friday.

I love it.

[I am Abby @DrunkMabelPines]

Rachel and Jesse singing Adele is unreasonably good.

#Glee
#iJustLearnedHesKristoff

[I am Abby @DrunkMabelPines]

I've seen cat traps before, but never though to implement the concept for dogs.