Miriam Pataki

[Miriam Pataki @DrunkMomMiriam]

Is incredibly drunk right now

[Miriam Pataki @DrunkMomMiriam]

(What even ever happened to the Hey Arnold verse?)

[Miriam Pataki @DrunkMomMiriam]

@JadaManiscalco "You guys just need to chill out, maybe my smoothies will help."

(The same smoothies that are legit confirmed to be alcoholic. Yeah ok Miriam.)

[Miriam Pataki @DrunkMomMiriam]

<--She misses @BigBobsBeeper a lot

[Miriam Pataki @DrunkMomMiriam]

@GHelgaShortman

[Miriam Pataki @DrunkMomMiriam]

"Should I post @GHelgaShortman's baby pictures? She was so adorable."

(Ah yes. The typical mother who embarrasses her child online cliché.)

[Miriam Pataki @DrunkMomMiriam]

@GHelgaShortman "Oh Helga, don't be silly. I already hid it myself but I don't even remember where."

[Miriam Pataki @DrunkMomMiriam]

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📍 Drinking more smoothies mixed with alcohol

[Miriam Pataki @DrunkMomMiriam]

"Im so glad my daughter has a boyfriend now. Now if only my older daughter could stop ending up being screwed over by sh**ty men." Miriam said, drunkenly mumbling.

[Miriam Pataki @DrunkMomMiriam]

"Oh. Helga. That football head boy you love so much was here earlier. He said he left a gift for you in the living room..."

[Miriam Pataki @DrunkMomMiriam]

@xHclga By that point the woman had already passed out. She was currently asleep.

[Miriam Pataki @DrunkMomMiriam]

@xHclga "Wha-? I'm not drunk, Helga..." She said. "Don't be silly...You think I put alcohol in my smoothies or something?" She does tho

[Miriam Pataki @DrunkMomMiriam]

@xHclga "Oh Helga I just wanted to, you know, see how my...Daughter was doing..."

That pause was her zoning out

She's drunk as usual

[Nickelodeon Animation @NickAnimation]

It's official, Hey Arnold! is coming back in not one, but TWO TV Movies! Art by Craig Bartlett, the creator himself.

[Miriam Pataki @DrunkMomMiriam]

@BigBobsBeeper "Oh alright..." She said tiredly, going into the kitchen.

[Miriam Pataki @DrunkMomMiriam]

drink mixes.

[Miriam Pataki @DrunkMomMiriam]

#FunFact If the Hey Arnold spinoff "Meet the Patakis" had been made, it would've revealed that Miriam's "smoothies" were actually alcoholic

[Miriam Pataki @DrunkMomMiriam]

@BigBobsBeeper "Huh? Oh I ate it."

[Miriam Pataki @DrunkMomMiriam]

"Wha-What happened?" She fell back asleep.