Drunk Patrick Kane

3x Stanley Hoister | Cab Driver appreciator | 1.5x Chel cover poster boy | Father of PKIII and Minnesota Wild

[Drunk Patrick Kane @DrunkPK88]

Is Orange piss healthy? #GuinnessOverload

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Hit my first eagle and my first golfer today. Only on hole 13. That’s baseball I guess

[Drunk Patrick Kane @DrunkPK88]

@justashmidgee Real

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Who’s this bad bitch interviewing Wemby

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Met a 19 year old girl last night I go wow that’s pretty young she goes it’s okay I slept with a 55 year old. The fuck!

[Drunk Patrick Kane @DrunkPK88]

At least I didn’t piss the bed

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Which #Gate are we feeling today? @TuckChin69

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Who the fuck named it “cum laude”

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Was not on my Bingo card, but it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. #hawks

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Ight. Who took a shit at center ice in Raleigh?

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The “Stanley Cup Playoffs” logo no longer being on the ice during the postseason is the biggest mistake I’ve seen since I dropped the soap that one time

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@TuckChin69 DtMF -Bad Bunny

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@justashmidgee Bag

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Fuck ya im craving a Mexican

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You think she fucks with guys who delivers pizza on college breaks and gambles it all away right after?

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I would watch White Sox baseball over the NBA Play-In in any and every reality. #LANK

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Me at Gabes patio talking freaky with Gorlock Saturday at 1:12AM while all my boys are taking shots at Cees without me @TuckChin69

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I’ll only respond to “Stallion” from now on.

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@coot3rhunta8 The Oz

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Straight cake on my feed today