Drunk Paul

I've only got one rule: Don't fall in love with me... Everyone breaks that rule...

[Drunk Paul @DrunkPaulW]

These beautiful watercolor paintings of fish. #WhatCAHWants

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Hi Gregory

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Love you, @CAH ❤️

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.@Hellmanns please please bring back clam-o-naise I need this. #BringBackCLAMONAISE

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I’m on a boat. #MotherfuckerTakeALookAtMe

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The wine pairing is a fucking trap.

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Just let me lay down in the gutter and shoot me in the head. #fuck #ugh

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Holy fuck I am drunk

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Srsly considering setting a bunch of papers on fire to get out of the fucking endless meeting.

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It’s been literally 100 years since we scored a goal. #CBJ

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@ColumbusCrewSC @MLS Why would we give money to an owner and a league that doesn’t want the team to exist? #SaveTheCrew

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JFC Bob wake the fuck up #CBJ

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@realDonaldTrump What a fucking pussy. Go choke on a cup of Russian piss you fat piece of shit.

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RT to enter to win an #ExploreCoquitlam prize pack @colorvibe5k @marinerbeer @laruotapizza https://t.co/YiSLNRgmSc via @Miss604

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@comcast Choke on a cock you lying pieces of shit.

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EXTRA EXTRA NOBIDY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT KEVIN DURANT #CAUSEHESABITCH

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Nissan Midnight Edition is just some fucking black cars.

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This is going well.

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Uh-oh, the @Cavs are playing playoff basketball!