The Drunk Squirrel

I'm a drunken squirrel who likes nutz and Miller Lite

[The Drunk Squirrel @DrunkSquirrelz]

Agjdkdjahadd OLYMPICS!!!! #notreally getting drunk instead 🍻🎉😜👍👀

[The Drunk Squirrel @DrunkSquirrelz]

“@lil_DJ4: I fuck wit BBO's.. Bad Bitches Only! #Zilla” two BB's right here!!! ☝

[The Drunk Squirrel @DrunkSquirrelz]

“@missbell5: I hate just drinking one beer. Gives me the worst head ache 😒” wait why only ONE beer?!

[The Drunk Squirrel @DrunkSquirrelz]

You have beer? #SoLetsCuddle

[The Drunk Squirrel @DrunkSquirrelz]

It feels good being drunk by 5:00!!! It's 5:00 somewhere 🌊🌴🍺 #drunksquirrelz4life

[The Drunk Squirrel @DrunkSquirrelz]

@DrunkCatLadies I hate you... Your sister tried to kill me yesterday in the yard.....

[The Drunk Squirrel @DrunkSquirrelz]

@deznutsbitch I see you like nuts too?

[The Drunk Squirrel @DrunkSquirrelz]

“@GraysonDyer: Been sitting here for almost an hour..” you want the #drunksquirrelz to come pick you up?

[The Drunk Squirrel @DrunkSquirrelz]

Get your weight up Columbus

[The Drunk Squirrel @DrunkSquirrelz]

Why iz no 1 tryna get wild 2nite?!?!? Drunk squirrelz on tha loose 🌀✨

[The Drunk Squirrel @DrunkSquirrelz]

“@mbushDX: @DrunkSquirrelz idk if I'll be able to keep up with squirrels!” squirrelz****

[The Drunk Squirrel @DrunkSquirrelz]

“@mbushDX: Anybody wanna swim and drink?” ooooo we do!!! Miller time 🍺🏊

[The Drunk Squirrel @DrunkSquirrelz]

Let's get squirrelly!!!!!!!!!! 😝🎉🍻

[The Drunk Squirrel @DrunkSquirrelz]

Attention Columbus: someone have a party tonight so us #drunksquirrelz can get our groove on 🍻 #wastedWednesday

[LaceyMac @LaceyMcClellan]

@DrunkSquirrelz Followed me. #winning 👍

[The Drunk Squirrel @DrunkSquirrelz]

“@ReeveGlisson: #NF @DrunkSquirrelz” yeeaaahhh

[The Drunk Squirrel @DrunkSquirrelz]

Squirrel I love the way you do ittttttttttt 👯🎶🎶

[The Drunk Squirrel @DrunkSquirrelz]

@AntleyDalton that was funny but not

[The Drunk Squirrel @DrunkSquirrelz]

“@AntleyDalton: <--- trained cuddler” come cuddle with these nutz ;)

[The Drunk Squirrel @DrunkSquirrelz]

Shout out to my new follower @RoastOfColumbus #ctowninthisbitch 👌