Robert Baratheon

First and last Stag King. Wine connoisseur. Lover of naked women. [RP/Parody.] Not affiliated with anyone, #TeamFatStag

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 21 Oct 2014 (via @twi_age).

[Robert Baratheon @DrunkStag]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 21 Oct 2014 (via @twi_age).

[Robert Baratheon @DrunkStag]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 21 Oct 2014 (via @twi_age).

[Robert Baratheon @DrunkStag]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 5 years, since 21 Oct 2014 (via @twi_age).

[Robert Baratheon @DrunkStag]

It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 4 years (since 21 Oct 2014).
And you? https://t.co/poGCj0v4uE

[Robert Baratheon @DrunkStag]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 3 years (since 21 Oct 2014).
And you? https://t.co/poGCj0v4uE

[Robert Baratheon @DrunkStag]

@NiceQueenCersei I'm sure they'd still tell me if they didn't like it, I don't pay them /that/ well.

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@NiceQueenCersei I thought you women liked spontaneity? My friends at the brothel love when I do things like that..

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@NiceQueenCersei What about that night we tried something different? You choked me so hard I thought you wanted to kill me.

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@NiceQueenCersei I tried...but you took the biting and scratching too seriously. I'm still nursing the scars.

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@GameOverRos I'm not even mad, that man is a machine and no one will ever be able to top his record.

[Robert Baratheon @DrunkStag]

The English Royal family seem to breed more than me... #RoyalBaby

[Robert Baratheon @DrunkStag]

Remember how all Missandei did this season was obnoxiously say titles and have sex with a eunuch? Good job D&D! #GoTS7

[Robert Baratheon @DrunkStag]

Also why did Lyanna agree to get married in a ceremony for a religion she doesn't believe in?

[Robert Baratheon @DrunkStag]

@nairmak_gren So she went after a married man? Hardly seems like the honourable thing to do.

[Robert Baratheon @DrunkStag]

When the love of your life hates you for sleeping around and then runs away with a married man with two kids.

[Robert Baratheon @DrunkStag]

The Night King and his never ending stream of random powers. Next season he'll shoot lasers from his eyes.

[Robert Baratheon @DrunkStag]

Say what you will about his methods. But the Night King has an amazing nose profile.

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@the_drogon Maybe, but he wanted to buy Jon some time. Take out any Wights that went after him.

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I'm a bit upset that it wasn't Rhaegal that died.

#ThePrickDeservesToDieAgain