Steve Stifler

I'm Back Bitches!!

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That awkward moment when you can't read your own handwriting and you're like "WTF did I just write?!"

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I'm a big fan of the " hit it and quit it" method

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Beauty is only a 12 pack away

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[Steve Stifler @DrunkStifler]

Fuck Bitches Get Money

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Eat hard. Shit harder.

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Id rather cut off 14 inches of my dick than lie about its size.. You know?

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I just met you, and this is crazy, but you are a slut, call me maybe?!

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[Steve Stifler @DrunkStifler]

#whenigetdrunk my instincts take over and im my sex appeal is off the charts.

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When someone says something stupid wanting to yell Suck my dick!

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If a girl likes your Facebook status you know she wants the dick

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There should be a strand called Khalifa Kush.

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I'll act my age when I'm 69.

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Never trust a girl that says he's just a friend. #famouslies

[Steve Stifler @DrunkStifler]

How to dance to Dubstep: Wait for the beat to drop... Have a seizure.

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RT if you love blowjobs. 👍

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If you were born in the 90's you gotta see the food's that went hard in the paint! #4 Is So Legit. http://t.co/sXnip768 - spon

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Sex without Love is just exercise.. Wanna workout?

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Theres a special place in hell for the people who say "Epic" every time something happens.