Drunken Critic

I'm drunk and you're on TV.

[kottke.org @kottke]

The craziest thing you'll ever see on the web http://t.co/pcFXzoZI

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Top Tweets revisited http://t.co/I2m0qPrn

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He didn't deserve to go. He was the best on Saturday @CraigColtonUK #xfactor

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Yes deadlock! #xfactor

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Please go to deadlock #xfactor

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My ears just burst @LittleMixOffic #xfactor

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It's #xfactor USA all over again

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Blues lyrics to a soft rock sound, a bit bland but it might be a grower #xfactor

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David Walliams, what a star #xfactor

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@officialtulisa you are wrong, sorry. @GBarlowOfficial is right

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#xfactor @ollyofficial is taming @carolineflack1

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@heatworld Best Craig. By far the worst was Amelia

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I've put Marcus and Amelia in my bottom two #xfactor

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Good but good enough? 7/10 #xfactor @MarcuscollinsUK @GBarlowOfficial

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#xfactor needs more ad breaks. Perhaps mid song. I NEED more consumer choice options NOW

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The best Little Mix so far 9/10 tight #xfactor @officialtulisa

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Set it off? NEVER HEARD OF IT @officialtulisa #xfactor

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Well sung but some seriously bad habits in the beginning and towards the end. 8/10 #xfactor @IamMishaB @KELLYROWLAND

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Sympathy vote #xfactor

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@GerryGreek abso-freaking-lutely