LIZARD PERSON TRUMP

Monitor Mueller can’t touch me if I flee to Alpha Draconis!

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Salamander Sessions
Komodo Kelley
Horned Huckabee
Collared Cohen (double pun double points)
Monitor Mattis
Skink Zinke
Anole Acosta
Caiman Carson
Basilisk Betsy Devos

And of course the God-Emperor from Alpha Draconis himself: Donald Jesus-Lizard Trump!

#LIZARDPEOPLEGATE

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@Yamiche It’s the rush that the cockroaches get at the end of the world.

Fuck Mitch McConnell.

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@ArkansasCovid We are reserving tests for the lizard elite. Alpha Draconis First #REPTILIANSRISE

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@realDonaldTrump THIS IS THE END.

I AM THE ONE WHO HAUNTS YOUR DREAMS OF MOUNTAINS SUNK BELOW THE SEA.

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@realDonaldTrump Is that EST or Alpha Draconis time? I want to make sure to haha my popcorn

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@irishrygirl Keith is my go-to ultimate swear.

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@RepMattGaetz Nah. We’re just ashamed of you so we can get rid of you. Don’t you have a gas mask to wear?

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@realDonaldTrump @seanhannity Also everybody hates you.

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@realDonaldTrump @seanhannity Commute these nuts!

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@realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson @FoxNews Don’t we have more lizards to commutes? It’s a new movement! Commutism!
#fucktrump #REPTILIANSRISE

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MASK UP OR FUCK OFF

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@chelseahandler @thehill That’s what I’m says!

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@JoeBiden Four seconds of “Basilisk Betsy” was too much. I’ll settle for someone who just wants to see public education succeed. #REPTILIANSRISE

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@yorksterbad Let the dead - bury their own dead.

Then offer to provide the first half.

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@realDonaldTrump Wooo! This video has more views than your comments, likes, and retweets out together - active the same amount of time. https://t.co/lUieht46OY

I mean I’m laughing at you

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@realDonaldTrump @WashTimes Racist

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@realDonaldTrump It is

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@realDonaldTrump 12 then 15 then 0. It will magically disappear. Oh wait no? Time to blame!

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@realDonaldTrump Oh my reptile gawd you sound like such a pussy.

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@AsaHutchinson @ARSecofState @ARGOP @ArkDems So better pool on first day over 1000? I am guessing next Friday the 10th. Thanks to your help and support we can achieve this goal! @AsaHutchinson

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@mrssquidley @AsaHutchinson Yep. I was working from home til the executive order that I couldn’t sue if I got Covid at work. Was called into the office the next day. I do computer work. Thanks for risking my life at the hands of people that don’t take this seriously Asa.