Drunk People Problem

Each year students spend $5.5 billion on alcohol, more then they spend on soft drinks, tea, milk, juice, coffee, or books combined.

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"I'm just going for one drink"

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Would you burn up before the water hit your lungs?

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Everytime I see a Teavana in a mall I go to the other lane. #idontwantagoddamnsample

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I was just called the "Moses of Liquor"

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"Hey @sunnyscotty wanna go on the Paleo diet?" "I was on it all day until I ate that pizza tonight" WTF. lol

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You know youre a legit chinese food place when theyve hung the pictures up with masking tape. @WXDustin

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Not getting id'd at the liquor store means 1 of 2 things. 1. Youre old, we know youre over 21. 2. Youve been there so many times they know.

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It smells like hairspay and packaged in plastic? Ill take it!! #drunkUSA

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there is too much baja blast in this taco bell cup.

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I had trouble thinking of a Christmas present for you. Then I remembered we're alcoholics. Tequilla gift set for you. #faceplantholiday

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Since I forgot to defrost the bird I guess ill just drink this bottle of wild turkey.

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Doing a keg stand when youre 30 is no longer something to cheer on.

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You know youre drunk when you get up to get a beer and you already have one and you bring out 2 more @SunnyScotty

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Half off service industry night? Yeah i am definitely a waiter tonight.

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Getting fucked up on the weekends, not remembering anything. The only reminder I had a weekend is the hangover I'll have Monday #DRUNKUSA

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Follow Follow Follow - >>> @WhtPplProblems

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So where is the equivalent of the frequent flier miles for my liquor store? I could use a free points with blackout dates please

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Currentley defining white girl wasted.

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I'm not an alcoholic, hello i didnt have a drink till noon yesterday. #drunkusa

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Just tell me those three little words I love hearing. "Bar Now Open" #DrunkUSA