Drunk Uncle Pry

Defensive Ball Coach at VPI

[Drunk Uncle Pry @DrunkUnclePry]

WE WANT BAMA!

[Drunk Uncle Pry @DrunkUnclePry]

@WCCSG_

[Virginia Football @UVAFootball]

Turn us up @beauprib ‼️

#GoHoos 🔶⚔️🔷

[Drunk Uncle Pry @DrunkUnclePry]

I'll give you 18 guesses why this list is complete bullshit.

[CFB Home @CFBHome]

My Preseason Top 25

Defending champ is always #1 until they lose

[Drunk Uncle Pry @DrunkUnclePry]

You know this list is bullshit bc John Love ain't on it.

[Sons of Saturday Virginia Tech @SonsofSatVT]

Defensive Tackle Kemari Copeland is the only Hokie to crack the All-ACC Preseason Team.

[Drunk Uncle Pry @DrunkUnclePry]

@IDontCareva Not naming her Tyrod could be grounds for divorce brother. Might wanna check in on that.

[Drunk Uncle Pry @DrunkUnclePry]

Birth rates in Blacksburg gonna skyrocket under James Franklin

[Reed Knapper - Love For The Game @LFTGCFB]

My final projected record of every FBS Team going into 2026.📊

Who is too high? Who is too low?

#CollegeFootball #CFB #Tierlist

[Drunk Uncle Pry @DrunkUnclePry]

@IDontCareva I hope you named her Tyrod!

[Drunk Uncle Pry @DrunkUnclePry]

@davidrhornva My brother in football....it was me. I don't deny it.

[Drunk Uncle Pry @DrunkUnclePry]

See...this shit right here is why you can't be trusting media folks. 🤡🤡🤡🤡

[Tech Sideline @TechSideline]

BREAKING: The #Hokies land at No. 8 in the 2026 ACC Preseason Media Poll!

[Drunk Uncle Pry @DrunkUnclePry]

@GobblerAngry So worth it tho.

[Drunk Uncle Pry @DrunkUnclePry]

You ain't got Radford on here...you don't know ball.

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Top 20 Sluttiest Colleges in America

#1 Alabama
#2 Arizona State
#3 Florida State
#4 LSU
#5 Ole Miss
#6 Georgia
#7 Rutgers
#8 Tennessee
#9 South Carolina
#10 Auburn
#11 Penn State
#12 Wisconsin
#13 West Virginia
#14 Montana State (personal)
#15 Coastal Carolina
#16 Texas State
#17 Miami (Ohio)
#18 East Carolina
#19 Dartmouth
#20 Michigan

[steve-0 @GrantNoelsGhost]

@CaseEmpty UVA has gone 6,572 days without selling out Scott Stadium. #Imaoooooo

@UVAFootball @UVA

[Drunk Uncle Pry @DrunkUnclePry]

With that schedule....

[Preston Willett @PrestonWillett]

UVA picked to finish No. 6 in the ACC Preseason Media Poll.

Too low or too high?

[Drunk Uncle Pry @DrunkUnclePry]

It's like...they can't help themselves...they just gotta be this way....

[Virginia Football @UVAFootball]

Built a solid house 💪

#GoHoos 🔶⚔️🔷

[Drunk Uncle Pry @DrunkUnclePry]

What kind of commie question is this??? You know they winning the whole Natty this year.

[Sons of Saturday Virginia Tech @SonsofSatVT]

Hokies picked to finish 8th in the ACC Preseason Poll👀

Is this too high? Too low?

[Drunk Uncle Pry @DrunkUnclePry]

@PrestonWillett Little crazy that O'Connor isn't pulling more kids to Miss St in the SEC. I have to give it to uva baseball. They continue to be the class of the ACC.

[Drunk Uncle Pry @DrunkUnclePry]

We let y'all come to our facilities, only fair to return the hospitality.

[GoHoos11 @WahoosRacing11]

@ericward_7 For 2027, any chance we can completely ban Virginia Tech fans and not let their band in the stadium?

[Drunk Uncle Pry @DrunkUnclePry]

@G_Wimb Shoulda retired that 🟣 after that besting.

[Drunk Uncle Pry @DrunkUnclePry]

We gotta get our numbers up to be competitive in today's game...🦃🚓🚓🚓🚓

[Squid_Tha_Goat @Jesus_Tha_Goat]

If ya team not on this list then ya team sweet as pie 🤫

[Drunk Uncle Pry @DrunkUnclePry]

@BraxtonBag4cgz I mean....them Radford girls tho. 😍😍