Drunk Metroid

Hates video games. Stream of conscious nonsense and shitposting. I know how to talk to girls I played Persona

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Play Look Outside that was one good ass video game

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Walmart delivered my Switch 2 at like 5AM this morning. And they also gave me a free jar of hot ones Pringle’s and a coke. Walmart knows what’s up

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Renoir’s right

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I couldn’t imagine being so upset about two words you only see at the very beginning of a 100 hour game, once, that you feel compelled to put in the effort of going to install a mod to remove it

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@SlimeFancypants Thanks man!!

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Got married today, that was pretty cool

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@SlimeFancypants I just had mine done last year, can confirm it sucks

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Metaphor is *fucking* incredible good god these past couple hours have been something

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Magic is so god damn fun. The two headed giant commander 2v2v2 game we did tonight lasted for 5 hours and was an absolute blast

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My children crave Magic

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@SlimeFancypants Thanks man!!

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Proposed to my girlfriend and she said yes!! All Ws over here 😎

It only took me almost 6 years!

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@SlimeFancypants If someone doesn’t believe Trumpism is a cult then they haven’t spent any time in a truly rural area. It’s actually incredible how he almost has a saint like status in the nowhere rural mindshare around here

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Man my problems suck so bad, I haven’t had much time to play Metaphor because I just got into Magic and have had a commander pod going like every other night

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These Final Fantasy Magic cards go *so* hard

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Nintendo are really the smart ones cause they're gonna reveal a new switch with roughly the power of an iphone 13 that runs games at above 10fps and it's gonna have the same cultural impact as the moon landing at this point.

[Michael @LegacyKillaHD]

Sony with the PS5 Pro cost reveal:

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The amount of time Trails in the Sky remake got in the JP direct vs the English version is criminal

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Deadpool rocks cock that was such a fun movie

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@SlimeFancypants @StellaNoxEclair I’ve only read the entirely of Fate/Stay Night and know literally nothing about Tsukihime and don’t feel like I missed out on anything