Myles V. Sims

The Lord is my savior

[Myles V. Sims @Drunk_Myles]

If you have never seen the sandlot, your parents raised a homo 💁

[Myles V. Sims @Drunk_Myles]

@harry_rippe @jenningsp37 You eat ass now??

[Myles V. Sims @Drunk_Myles]

@harry_rippe Oh eat my ass

[Jessica Manley  @jessicamanley_]

I hate not knowing where you stand in someone’s life

[Myles V. Sims @Drunk_Myles]

I sat on the toilet with my undies still on...that's how my day is goin! 🤭

[Myles V. Sims @Drunk_Myles]

@ashlieev22 🤮🤗

[Myles V. Sims @Drunk_Myles]

@ashlieev22 Girls that drink are unattractive 💁🏼‍♂️

[Myles V. Sims @Drunk_Myles]

@harry_rippe Shut up you whore

[Myles V. Sims @Drunk_Myles]

The weight of sin is heavy, and hard on us! Call upon our Lord and Savior, he will guide you and lead you down the right path! Make sure you fill you heart full of love and joy, and never be afraid to forgive!

[Myles V. Sims @Drunk_Myles]

I think my dog is mad at me, cause I acted like I was going to push him off the bed

[Myles V. Sims @Drunk_Myles]

This whole "👌🏼" shit isnt cool! You know what's cool, seeing shit blow up or hooking up with your ex's best friend. That's cool!

[Myles V. Sims @Drunk_Myles]

They can get you in or get you out of trouble, but you ain't got nothing if you ain't got a couple them beer buddies!!

[Myles V. Sims @Drunk_Myles]

I think God gives me a lot of favors, I just need to realize it more often

[Myles V. Sims @Drunk_Myles]

Heartless and no morals, those are the girls I date ✊🏾

[Myles V. Sims @Drunk_Myles]

You know you live in the country, when you're only 10 ft from the bathroom, but still piss out the back door

[Myles V. Sims @Drunk_Myles]

Probably terrible grammar but whatever

[Myles V. Sims @Drunk_Myles]

If I drink too much I wouldn't have the job I have, I wouldn't have the house I have, I wouldn't have the truck I have, and I wouldn't have the life you wish you could have!! Cheers bitch!! 🍻

[Myles V. Sims @Drunk_Myles]

Drunk Myles is leaving Twitter, you won't miss me 😘

[Devin Sena @DevinSenaUI]

Miami worshiping on the beach to "Great I Am" before the arrival of Irma.

#IrmaHurricane2017