Drunk ‘Revere’ Bastard

UW - Fond du Lac 98’ | ❌ liberals | Red Army | UW-LAX follower | RIP CHARLIE KIRK | #playbookgate - NEVER FORGET - #WIACmen #JFW

[Drunk ‘Revere’ Bastard @DrunkestBastard]

I present to you. @UWLEagleFB schedule.

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Quick Fact:

The Top 10 teams in D3 football can beat 95% of D2 teams and ALL of the Pioneer league D1 teams. This includes the NMU shitbags! #JFW

[Drunk ‘Revere’ Bastard @DrunkestBastard]

Tilted tower type drop

[UW-La Crosse Football @UWLEagleFB]

Drop The Nose.

#AsAnEagle

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#revere

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Calling it here. #JFW will be DC for UWL. Give me your thoughts.

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Had to sit on this for a few days. But, I yet again told you that #JFW was going to be the second hand man. The prophecy is almost fulfilled. #Revere

[UW-La Crosse Football @UWLEagleFB]

Congratulations to @CoachWhiteUWL for being promoted to Defensive Coordinator!

#AsAnEagle

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LAX INBOUND

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Looks like a throwback video of me and Bobby. Man. Memories.

[Depressed_LAX_Fan @Depressed__LAX]

I must’ve gotten to drunk last night😬😬

#DOX

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@ColdestWBoy @JaquansBrisket If I was there, this shit would never happen. Can’t believe someone was shot. Hopefully they’re all good. I’d fucking roundhouse the shooter who was found in Popeye’s.

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@Depressed__LAX Be there in a couple weeks to say the least. I keep my motion on the DL.

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Was up in the box at UWL’s spring practice and heard a good quote from Head Honcho (#MFZ)

“River falls will pay for #playbook gate for years to come! Warzyn is at a fake D1!!” - hypothetically summarized.

#JFW toned in saying

“I’m fucking sick as fuck and will win the WIAC”

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@Depressed__LAX That’s a sippy cup for my fuckin son.

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@IsraelDaDonJ @ColdestWBoy I went through 3 cans of dip on my flight from Milwaukee to Chicago. You’ll be fine twin.

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@tsyse15 @Depressed__LAX @WIACMax @stephen_munson1 Hey shit for brains, close the year book. No one cares about your “claim to fame” touchdown story you tell your family about at Christmas.

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🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨

The NCAA has approved Iowa men’s basketball team to be able to wear “Jewish Traditional Attire”. After requests from team players, they will now warm up in these uniforms.

Think this is the reason for them winning?? #IOWAvsNEB #iowabasketball

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@WIACphil @BobbySmoke95017 I know he’s looking down on you right now…..

“Finish that fuckin bottle” - probably Bobby

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BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Woke up with dreadful news this morning for the #WIACmen and all of the #WIACbrotherhood. My good ol’ friend @BobbySmoke95017 has passed away from a fetty OD. Guy could drink and smoke like no other. Drink one for him today…. May he #RIP.

#playbookgate

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Welcome to the WIAC, Bobby Hill. #playbookgate

[Falcon Football @UWRFFootball]

Introducing Interim Head Coach Jake Wissing

Wissing steps into the role of Interim Head Football Coach at UW - River Falls after 15 seasons on the Staff, where he previously served as defensive coordinator, offensive coordinator, and assistant head coach.

#falconfootball

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@JaquansBrisket Wisconsin is sorry. Pieces of shit sold my bracket.

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Wow this sucks

[Parker Olsen @parkerolsen25]

In news that few will care about: UW-Whitewater athletics has a new secondary logo that will be getting phased into branding.

First reported by @CKellerSports on 91.7 The Edge’s Warhawk Talk & on UWWTV Sports Update
@college_logos

[Drunk ‘Revere’ Bastard @DrunkestBastard]

This shit is crack! Holy fuck. Pop about 1 of these every 15 minutes and you probably can get a fetty high. #velo #playbookgate