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some of the shit in my head needs another place to call home

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Let's check in with Clare today
#TheBachelorette

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Dale: I saw you on TV and it made me feel feelings I've never felt

Clare: (whispers) same...

Okay creeper #TheBachelorette

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Clare: I saw from insta that Dale wears clothes, and that Dale speaks English, which is the language that my love language is in, and Dale even has skin. That is so rare in a man

Chris: Don't fuck with me.
#TheBachelorette

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Alright who's ready for Clare Levinson Gould tonight?! #TheBachelorette

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the "you up" for 30 somethings in 2020 is "I'll be on my couch watching Mandolorian if you need me"

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Soooo it's International Zombie Appreciation Day???

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day 8 of quarentine

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Mom: How's quarentine going?

Me:

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I vote all Instagram meme accounts that are private return to public during this time of crisis, I'm so sick of screenshot and cropping I'd rather have this virus.

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@GalGadot @jimmyfallon @MarkRuffalo @MayaRudolph @SarahKSilverman imagine you donate to single moms with no income now and kids to feed for who knows how long. We don't have to imagine you clowns we live it. Hey Earth is down here, maybe someday you'll join us

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Every. Two. Episodes. 🖕🏻 #coronavirus

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You get to make out with your celebrity crush BUT they have coronavirus, OR Barb is your mother-in-law.. #TheBachelor