Drunkwell Brewing

Bad at sex, good at beer.

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@LexG_III In fairness, a lot of guys who abandon their wives and kids think they’re Odysseus.

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@LexG_III American ginseng or Chinese? There IS a difference (American is like 5X more expensive and improves boner chances from like .00001% to .0001%.) You also have to combine it with exercise and healthy living and shit, which is annoying.

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@PardonMyTake @PFTCommenter Buffalo Bills senior strength and conditioning coach Barry Rubin’s assistant is a quack energy healer who does “about half his work on animals” https://t.co/1Wrt5Rp3y8 (NFL story around minute 4)

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@RealisticDemoc1 “Hey Senator Slotkin / SLOT YOU!”

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@MrJerryOC @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat @hen_ease @Philly_Mays @PardonMyMeme @StooliesClub @PardonMyTake What about Dr. Bing Bong, MD?

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@blahblahemilyy What if we’re big old fat type-1 diabetics?

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@sleepydisease Whoa.

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@sleepydisease And will you be posting these recipes at any point or are they paywalled? I was just gifted a kitchenaid ice cream bowl in addition to the cheaper knockoff one I already had so it’s Ice Cream Summer in this house.

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@BarstoolBigCat Do sliders factor into 500 Burgers of Summer? Like do three sliders equal one burger or something?

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@Roxxi_Horror Maybe it’s the beer talking Roxxi, but you got a butt that won’t quit. They got these new stickers hegrkguhgheagiea $3! Get outta’ here…

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@zillowgonewild Budgeting for proper furniture? In THIS economy?

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@LexG_III I wonder what his favorite Bad Company song is.

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@AlJean @nick_field90 What a duketastrophe!

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@JamesUrbaniak @Bob_Janke “Do you have any idea how long six million bucks takes to pay off on a government salary!?”

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@ZODIAC_MF They were tired of him disrespecting Gay Icon Jackie.

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Everyone please dress as slutty as possible this summer. I’m begging you.

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@TheFliestPlane @WashProbs I used to work at Bardo. We heard customers scream “IT’S THE BAT!” plenty of times.

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Going to need @PardonMyTake to make a decision about this. https://t.co/lZMiAvIA1T

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@JamesUrbaniak DHS Secretary Tony Rocky Horror

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@JamesUrbaniak @NoahGarfinkel “You light a fuse of a cannon, then someone flips it around on you so it blows up in your face, Liv. Kids are calling it the ‘ACME Challenge.’”