Woz not Waz

Music aficionado. Comedy cognoscenti. Mancunian but… LFC YNWA

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@elonmuskelry HOPE

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@JonathanPieNews When you’ve got no answer….go to lunch 🐔

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Lovely piano playing at Burford Garden Centre this day. #burford

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@p_communityhub Ahh. But it’s ok for Russia to use Iranian drones and North Korean troops.

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@tancredipalmeri What on earth have I just watched. 🤷

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I just supported this case! https://t.co/C0nA26JNYV via @CrowdJustice

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@jillstaunton 😮🤣

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@jillstaunton Well !! After 20 years I finally had someone jump in front of my train on Saturday. 🤦

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@muzicgeezer @Lizmusic @ScalaLondon Love that place.

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@jillstaunton All good. I didn’t see the person because the police forensics said he either ran in from the side or jumped from the bridge I was passing.
Apparently the body was on the line from 1732 until the next morning. No other trains spotted it until it got light.

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@JonathanPieNews Should they be allowed to use cutlery?

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@Sophia_Nyx Young Frankenstein.

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@jillstaunton I’m pretty sure I’m dumping ‘X’ very soon. I’ve already got a Bluesky profile. So if you ever jump across here’s my name.

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@MZanona @jillstaunton Don’t worry. I’ve just sent £10m to The Jackal.

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@PaulHawksbee @tSHandJ Hmmm. I’d like to see an octopus make it to my house. We’re about the furthest from all coasts. Suppose they could catch a bus 🤷

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@fleetstreetfox Well that’s true. That first shooter shoulda booked an opticians appointment.

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@iamjohnoliver Hmm. Cant watch it in the UK🙄

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@psychicleon @fleetstreetfox ME and 99% of the U.K.
We’re sluts and you lot are just THICK!

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@holte @JonathanPieNews They tried but ended up going back the same way that they came