D's Thoughts

You know when you have thoughts that make you think, "this belongs out in the world"? This is where I keep mine.

[D's Thoughts @DsThoughts1]

Robotic vacuums are so nice, like,
🙏Thank you so much for helping! I appreciate you so much! 🙏🙏🙏
#dsthoughts #stonedthoughts
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[D's Thoughts @DsThoughts1]

Damn. @highDEAS beat me to it 🤣

[D's Thoughts @DsThoughts1]

Have a page dedicated to your brilliant thoughts while high (like this one).
Call it, "High-deas." 🤣
#highdeas #thoughts #highthoughts #fourtwenty #highideas #mkxediblesrock

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

Pretty

[D's Thoughts @DsThoughts1]

Have a page dedicated to your brilliant thoughts while high (like this one).
Call it, "High-deas." 🤣
#highdeas #thoughts #highthoughts #fourtwenty #highideas #mkxediblesrock

[D's Thoughts @DsThoughts1]

Haven't been on here in a MINUTE but I just got a new idea...

[D's Thoughts @DsThoughts1]

"Please, Please, Please" by @SabrinaAnnLynn is giving me @taylorswift13 vibes. So now I've done a thorough deep dive of Amy Allen and am still #sus.
@jackantonoff is there any tea here?
#Taylorswift #tswuft #taylor #carpenter #suspicious

[D's Thoughts @DsThoughts1]

I just feel like @StationCDRKelly should see this.

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Instead of paying $25 for monistat 1, could I pay $9 for monistat 7 and shove all 7 up at once? 🤣

[D's Thoughts @DsThoughts1]

Can you like.... make your CPAP machine into a bong of sorts? 🤔

#stonedthoughts

[D's Thoughts @DsThoughts1]

Wait. wAIT. So do people who prefer to be called "they/them" do so because they don't want to be weighed down by the expectations and opinions of being assigned a gender?!

[D's Thoughts @DsThoughts1]

*hits blunt*
*notices the plot similarities between Gossip Girl and Bridgerton...*
#XOXOLadyWhistledown #bridgerton #gossipgirl #lol #stonedthoughts #funny

[D's Thoughts @DsThoughts1]

Hey @TSA can we bring Thanksgiving leftovers on the airplane? In tupperware, of course.

[D's Thoughts @DsThoughts1]

I'm not sure if I'm dumb or dedicated 😕

[D's Thoughts @DsThoughts1]

Is it weird that I'm a 30 y.o. who is hyperfixated on 9/11? I was in 3rd grade when it happened, and I want to reprocess it with my emotionally mature brain. It was a crucial day in history, and I want to better feel its significance.

[D's Thoughts @DsThoughts1]

Easy mac is tasty and all, but can they make it in an adult size bowl?
#StillHungry #easymac #depressionmeal #yummy #kraft #mac

[D's Thoughts @DsThoughts1]

Why does pooping feel so good?
Is it nature's way of keeping us regular?
#stonedthoughts #pooping #showerthoughts #lol

[D's Thoughts @DsThoughts1]

I'm a drinkin' and a druggin' 😁🫡

#freedom #highlegally

[D's Thoughts @DsThoughts1]

I just sent a fucking friend message in my work group chat.
I'm a fucking loser.

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Sure sex is fun, but have you tried shopping on Temu while you're high?

#danger #temu #stonedthoughts

[D's Thoughts @DsThoughts1]

BUBBA KUSH IS AMAZING!!!
I've had many, many deep emotional breakdowns and breakthroughs while using this strain. What a life (& relationship) saver!!!
#medicinal #therapy #traumahelp #bubbakush #bk #strainreco #Recommendations #cannabis