Disgruntled Penguin

Hates everything...including twitter. Loves anything...that tastes like wine.

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Before the voting closes…a little reminder. #TonyAwards #nicolescherzinger #SunsetBlvd 👏👏👏🤩🤩🤩#Broadway

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@AndTheBandAides

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@AndTheBandAides 🤯🤯🤯👏👏👏👏👏👏

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2024 #tonyawards - a jukebox musical is likely to win Best #Musical & play w/ songs that have NOTHING to do with the plot is likely to win Best Score. This is the nail in the coffin for original #broadway musicals.
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@AndTheBandAides @TheTonyAwards @HellsKitchenBwy @W4Emusical @IllinoiseStage @SuffsMusical #theoutsiders = John Bender: the misfit, the OUTSIDER (if you will). Interesting and deceptively complex. Seems like a tough guy, but has a sensitive heart. He deserves to win at life but he had a harder start and less pedigree’d upbringing, so he’s fighting an uphill battle.

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Basically this year’s #bestmusical @TheTonyAwards nominees are each a member of #thebreakfastclub
@HellsKitchenBwy - Claire
@W4Emusical - Andrew
@IllinoiseStage - Brian
@SuffsMusical - Allison
#TheOutsiders - John Bender

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@AndTheBandAides @TheTonyAwards @HellsKitchenBwy @W4Emusical @IllinoiseStage @SuffsMusical @SuffsMusical = Allison: the weird, quirky girl. Marches to the beat of her own drum. But rises @Headshoulders above it all. Some might find her off-putting at first, but is really likable the more you get to know her.

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@AndTheBandAides @TheTonyAwards @HellsKitchenBwy @W4Emusical @IllinoiseStage @SuffsMusical @IllinoiseStage = Brian: the nerd. The intellectual darling. People think he only belongs to the super smart crowd, and while he’s not for everyone, he’s not as niche as you might think.

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@AndTheBandAides @TheTonyAwards @HellsKitchenBwy @W4Emusical @IllinoiseStage @SuffsMusical @W4Emusical = Andrew: good looking, cool. People see his athleticism more than his substance - they think he has it EASY. Not everyone gets/understands him.

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@AndTheBandAides @TheTonyAwards @HellsKitchenBwy @W4Emusical @IllinoiseStage @SuffsMusical @HellsKitchenBwy = Claire - the popular girl. not the deepest of the bunch, but not a dummy. Pretty to look at. Successful parents, so she has a head start & will go farther because of it.

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@RollingStone isn't it amazing when a billionaire uses a lifetime achievement award to complain that his family doesn't have enough Grammys at the same time bragging his nepo baby has one 🙄🙄🙄

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@TheSimpsons did #RAGTIME AND I AM 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

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What is your #dreamjob?
My response: I’m too tired to have #careergoals

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Can we work on legitimizing “DUH.” as an accepted response to stupid work emails??
It’s quick and to the point.

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@FoodNetwork I don’t understand who cast 3 straight white blonde couples?! Their comments were so cheesy & banal. I hate when they add these random people at the end. No one cares about them. Just leave us to the people we’ve been watching all season. Also, Clement was robbed.

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@Guardians https://t.co/vhSrYimuMs

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Ok has anyone else pointed out that Linda Cardellini plays #lylla in @Guardians AND Clint’s wife in @hawkeyeofficial & they have a kid named Lila??? 🤔🧐#GuardianOfTheGalaxyVol3

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Ok has anyone else pointed out that Linda Cardellini plays #lylla in @Guardians AND Clint’s wife in @hawkeyeofficial & they have a kid named Lila??? 🤔🧐#GuardianOfTheGalaxyVol3

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Whoa. From the final chapter of EL Doctorow’s #Ragtime.

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@AskLyft Hello. I would like to cancel and fully delete my account. Over a $5 charge and YOUR driver’s inability to drive you’re losing a long time loyal customer. Can you please tell me how I can do this? I don’t want any of my data left on your unaccountable service. Thank you.