🍁 Connoisseur🍁

[Mguu Tupu Ranger, Esq🇰🇪 @ckibinda]

The big feathers at the end of a bird’s tail are called pinions. A raven has 17, and a crow 16. The difference between a raven and a crow is a matter of a pinion.

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

The problem is that you guys eat Vaseline

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me suddenly wanting to become the best version of myself in the middle of the night:

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Burnt my tongue with tea, beer would never do that to me. 😭

[N-13 @N__Josephs]

You’ve made a full-time online presence by being a spectacle loud, desperate, and endlessly embarrassing. Money in your pocket can’t hide the poverty in your character. Every move you make drips of insecurity. You’re not a man of stature, you’re just a loser with funding.

[Lagertha @TreasonousBabe]

Very disrespectful. Retweet it when it pops up on your tl #RutoMustGo

[Snow_9❄️ @Allano_9]

My workmate picked me from home and he was supposed to drop his kido to school first, so we started jazzing about yesterday's Champions league games...we got to work and realized we are still with the kido

[Reni♧ @wheezywya]

the DJ was playin some SHIT, look at everybody face

[savo @Savo_ke]

@wambuijoan2024 Nimetema nikaambiwa nivae nguo 😂😂

[Splendour @Gadrosss]

Me with bread looking for a girl whose body is tea😂😂

[Mwithaga🌹 @fantasianelly]

Unsliced chapatis provokes too much accountability. Your greed can be audited in pcs. Sliced chapatis, no paper trail. Speculation.

[Anwar Saddat @AnuarSaddat]

Ruto’s new strategy as they focus towards 2027 is to drown us in noise and flood us with distractions.

The scheme is to buy the loudest megaphones on social and mainstream media, sponsor an aggressive government propaganda campaign strategy and enlist the services of famous content creators to push Tutam messages.

When you begin to see your favorite Twitter and TikTok personalities and content creators suddenly “Thanking Ruto for things he is expected to do” just know they have been bought.

Unfortunately for Ruto, no amount of noise or destruction can write off the disastrous performance of his government, that have left graves of your men and women, standing in homes, as a reminder of his cruel hand.

WanTam is a must. There is no escaping!

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Learning to be calm when you're disrespected is a super power.

[🍁 Connoisseur🍁 @Dshawrey]

Capitalism😭

[ʎqqɐ🦋 @aabbyn_]

in what culture is it acceptable for a father and son to behave like this

[ʎqqɐ🦋 @aabbyn_]

in what culture is it acceptable for a father and son to behave like this

[Rockstar Chef Ponzi @OmariJB]

Could be talking Wayne Rooney or Lil Wayne. Either way, both are correct.

[Mike O @ItzMikeO]

This how I like to be manipulated

[ck @manlikeyg]

Send this to her.