DStoecker-Strauss

very awkward and very friendly. more dog pics plz!

[DStoecker-Strauss @DstoeckerS]

whatever you are doing rn stop doing that and immediately go to costa rica instead. it’s 100% better than whatever else you could be doing.

this is truly the best life advice you will ever receive. you’re welcome.

[DStoecker-Strauss @DstoeckerS]

@teroyaeason @notbpod “last 10”

[WHARKETTE @WHARKNUT]

He should stop at 80 to show respect to Kobe

[Ben Rosales @brosales12]

The evidence that Reaves is going to re-sign is overwhelming. All of you lackwits trying to prove otherwise are relying on the thinnest pieces of supposed evidence and it’s all falling short.

[Merlin @55merlinoa]

@englandh8er69 White people be like "yea i text my dad about Timothee Chalamet getting cucked and fucked by Knicks player"

[DStoecker-Strauss @DstoeckerS]

@bendreyfuss the show stopped working like a decade ago unfortunately.

[DStoecker-Strauss @DstoeckerS]

his head is an upside down isosceles triangle and we’re just supposed to pretend we don’t all see it??

[DStoecker-Strauss @DstoeckerS]

how we calling wemby an alien when landry shaker’s head is right there. it’s shaped like an ice cream cone and i can’t believe this isn’t a viral talking point.

[DStoecker-Strauss @DstoeckerS]

landry shamet

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

coworker asked me if ive been “seeing those hunter biden tweets” baby i can recite them. i pledge allegiance to them.

[@jason @Jason]

HUNTER WAS BUILT FOR X

[Zac Hill @zdch]

The whole 82-0 phenomenon reinforces that whole bit about how the only thing a bunch of dudes need in order to have a good time is to sit around announcing the names of a bunch of old athletes.

[Jordan Chamberlain @jordylancaster]

Incredible stuff happening on this app

[DStoecker-Strauss @DstoeckerS]

@djsuupaa @Hali wizards 2020s russ, hornets 2000s eddie jones, mavs 2020s luka, clip 70s mcadoo, kareem 70s bucks.

[DStoecker-Strauss @DstoeckerS]

@Sean_Davi i honestly kinda think the league still not gonna do shit

[DStoecker-Strauss @DstoeckerS]

@GuruLakers can we do neither instead?

[DStoecker-Strauss @DstoeckerS]

@ClaireMPLS i generally feel like whining about refs is for loser franchises, but if i’m a spurs fan, maaaaaaaan that whole game felt one sided as hell. yeesh.

[DStoecker-Strauss @DstoeckerS]

@zachkram i truly don’t know where others expectations were, but i feel like a 5% tank to win it all rate is pretty good?

i think if you told most wizards fans that there is a 5% chance that they win a ship w AJ that they would be thrilled.

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i have immense respect for my fellow media ppl and everyone is entitled to their opinion, but i just don’t see a reasonable argument for not having shai, jokic, luka, wemby as the top 4 slots on mvp & 1st team all nba in some order. genuinely shocked there wasn’t consensus there

[DStoecker-Strauss @DstoeckerS]

@emily_tweets grapefruit is great even without sugar but cutting it is annoying

[Raj C. @RajChipalu]

Don't let anyone fool you.

Caruso was this good six years ago too.