CalvinAndré

[CalvinAndré @DtxCalvinAndre]

@DevonteXC His nostrils even the same size. That mf looks like a a carton of 2% milk with a face on it.

[CalvinAndré @DtxCalvinAndre]

Welp time to delete X✌🏾.

[CalvinAndré @DtxCalvinAndre]

Netflix will never get another dollar from me.

[CalvinAndré @DtxCalvinAndre]

I think that’s wonderful 🤔

[Him @GirlThatsJMeals]

Y’all have 0 idea about coke and it’s annoying every time yall mention it lmao.

[CalvinAndré @DtxCalvinAndre]

Like bruh, I wanted to tell dude to take that phone off of speaker and have some respect. Like there was literally no reason for all of that. Just fucking ignorant & ghetto!!

[CalvinAndré @DtxCalvinAndre]

I HATE GHETTO ASS BLACK FOLKS!!! I m not feeling well after having the seizures today & not in at the hospital getting lab work done. While I’m sitting in on of the areas, this one old guy is on the phone talking to some getting ass chick and they are just cursing up a storm.

[CalvinAndré @DtxCalvinAndre]

The nurse & I were in the room next to us and all we could hear was “This mf did this” and “F*** this person and that person” and calling the little family members niggas and stupid for “acting like“ they didn’t know a bus was coming. I’m embarrassed and I don’t even know them.

[CalvinAndré @DtxCalvinAndre]

@ja_xole I am CRYING 😭😭😭😭

[CalvinAndré @DtxCalvinAndre]

Lol I will forever LOVE @AbbottElemABC . It literally has the power to change my whole entire day. S/O to Quinta Brunson!

[CalvinAndré @DtxCalvinAndre]

Chile, this country is so divided, that it’s just plain ol’stupid!

[CalvinAndré @DtxCalvinAndre]

Get the hell on then sir. Whether she wins or loses, trust, NO ONE, and I mean NOT A MF SOUL, will care 💀.

[CalvinAndré @DtxCalvinAndre]

Not my mind going straight to worrying about him hitting the PortaPotty 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[CalvinAndré @DtxCalvinAndre]

I loved this song so much as a kid!
RIP Quincy Jones!

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

If you attended a predominantly Black kindergarten, middle school, or high school in the early 1990s, there is a large chance that your class sang “Tomorrow” at graduation. The nostalgia. 🥹

There is very little in American music that has been untouched by Quincy Jones. RIP. 💔

[𝐑𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐧🫀🩻 @zoloftpurgatory]

“This has never happened” a woman in Texas was forced to wait for 40 hours until she was sick enough because she had a miscarriage (only available when the mothers life is at risk) and she died. This happened a few days ago.

[CalvinAndré @DtxCalvinAndre]

Be thankful & live for now. Not yesterday; but now!

[CalvinAndré @DtxCalvinAndre]

@theallygreen Lol, Yep!

[CalvinAndré @DtxCalvinAndre]

This has been a HELL of a month. I’ve had 5 seizures. 1 in one night, 2 back to back another morning & 2 separately yesterday, but very unusual ones. I passed out each time, & I’ve never had those happen consider the fact that I usually only have them while I’m sleeping!

[CalvinAndré @DtxCalvinAndre]

I whole heartedly believe that 90% of Trump supporters are fucking idiots.
Mr. Musk included.

They genuinely believe in some of the most ignorant things.
WHO gave birth to these fools?

[CalvinAndré @DtxCalvinAndre]

The lady tried to say that I was lying about where my purchase came from because it was a $200 purchase, and she tried to deny it. When I talked to her manager, who was also my old manager, they fired her because I literally had the receipt and all. Don't play with us!

[CalvinAndré @DtxCalvinAndre]

I told an employee, at the Nordstroms located in NorthPark Mall in Dallas, this, and she got offended. She literally lied IN MY FACE when I asked her about having a shirt in stock, because I guess she assumed that I was in the mist of stealing.

[PAPI ACE | FREE BY CHOICE @AceFreeByChoice]

I used to work as undercover security in target, Costco, Nordstrom and a few other places and I can tell you for a fact the people that steal the most are middle aged white women

[CalvinAndré @DtxCalvinAndre]

Also had this incident happen at Marshalls when trying to return some photos. The lady used to be a cop, so she took her job a little too serious. She didn't know that I used to work at Marshall's back in the day, and I still knew their manager very well.