Wiggle

Co-host of The Clutch and Wiggle Experience .. Thursdays 7pm EST on

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@Clutch_43 it only counts if you clog it and you scoot out the door

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if a brain fart means you forgot something then what is a brain shart?

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if the Stay Puft Marshmallow man was a woman, would ya hit it? #whatif

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@Clutch_43 yeah but I haven't found a book with that title yet

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So Hillary's new book is called "Hard Choices" is it me or is she trying to make a reference to Bill's penis?

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@Clutch_43 I think I found a book that describes me pretty well

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@Clutch_43 is it me or is this photo encouraging people to punch a vagina with a hanger?

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if you don't know what this means then i'm not sure we should be friends

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true genius: someone who can figure out how to eat a rainbow and poop it out as a perfectly solved rubik's cube

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@Clutch_43 when you use twitter, you tweet. so when i use my Swiffer, am I sweefing?

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you know you're doing nothing constructive when you're watching multiple youtube videos of bears pole dancing against trees to rap music

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when i make cockcopters in the morning it means I'm ready for breakfast

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How to pee with a boner. I've actually done 3 of these

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@DitzWitDTits Your drilldo is being personally delivered @Clutch_43 @ClutchWiggleEnt

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@Clutch_43 building my new studio desk now. PODUCT damage may result

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#thatmomentwhen you realize your deodorant smells like a really strong dryer sheet

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if I were a porn actor my name would be Hercules Clamhammer

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@Clutch_43 you don't like to hold hands with a friend when you dump?

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@Clutch_43 I wonder how cold it would have to be for me to fart smoke

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is there a term for pooping on the toilet sitting backwards? if not, someone should get on that shit #punintended